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  • 473 weeks
    The editing process

    So I mentioned a long time ago that a long time ago someone wanted to know 'how I edit.' Now that I'm back into editing again for someone who writes pony, and I do bats' non-pony stuff I actually remember how I edit shit and turn it into gold.

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  • 487 weeks
    All of the hype

    In response to things. I made a video.

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  • 496 weeks
    ...I'm so sorry

    Sometimes I feel the need to apologize for adding the stories to the twidash group. And if you have been in the group for any length of time you know exactly what I'm talking about. This most recent one more so. I'm fairly certain of either one of two things. The story approvers are blind or they have a vendetta against TwiDash. I add them for completions sake. I promise.


    I'm so sorry.

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  • 497 weeks
    Something clever and whitty

    So I decided to try my hand at writing. If you can even call it writing. Write a paragraph...scrap it. Write 2 paragraphs...scrap them. Go back to the previous paragraph....scrap it for the latter 2, scrap both for starting the story at an entirely different spot. To make it even more tedious my inner editor kicks in and I spend 30 minutes reading about the different uses of em dashes in the

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  • 514 weeks
    Something useful for a change

    I know I've been away from here for quite awhile, and I'm sure none all of you are concerned. Well basically I've left the fandom. I've just become disinterested with it. It happens, whatever.... The reason for me reaching out to people here is a concern that I feel interests many here.

    Illiteracy.

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Mar
18th
2014

Thread not found... · 2:00am Mar 18th, 2014

So I'm typing this up from my phone because I don't feel like unpacking just yet, and am laying in bed waiting for sleep to take me to the only place I can be happy...man that sounds depressing.

So first up, has anyone else noticed that almost every new thread in twidash is immediately deleted? It's almost as if the admins take all the fun and put it in camps....damn fun Nazis. But seriously though someone should post a thread worth not deleting.

What else? So how bout that dude that tried to steal Blundy's story? Too bad I recognized what story it was 2 paragraphs in. I'm kinda awesome like that.

Speaking of Blundy, how bout that contest? I'm not a judge for once so I get to freely comment on it. Then again, if I do there will be loads of butt-hurt and I learned my lesson the first time.

So a long time ago someone asked if I could go in detail about the editing process and what I do when I edit. It was rather flattering and it kinda gave me a chub. I could but I haven't edited anything in so long I'm not sure I remember. Hopefully bats finishes his harem porn fic soon so I can actually work on something(I know it's not a harem fic and I'm sure it's a fine work of fiction). I say bats cause P is well...P. She's a great writer but has the attention span of a gnat. Calm has been busy doing work like things and apparently this work thing keeps you from doing pony things. Speaking of Calm I have a feeling a story of his will update soon .

I still haven't watched any new episodes. I hear they're pretty good. I'm just in it for to lesbian horse kisses.

My phones gonna die by the end of the night, and I have no idea where my charger is. I'm telling you this because I want you to empathize with me and know my pain...my charger less pain.

So I was reading this story about twidash...no shit right? Anyway it had the promise of scootalove/scootadopt. What was to be a great story of love and family turned out to be a personal hell for the English language, plot lines, and characterization. I ragedquit around the part where Twi and Dash literally sat that and watched poor Scoots get the shit beat out of here, not before being insulted by the pony (a filly mind you) that did the beating. I mean come on, even a shitty parent isn't gonna stand up to there and let their kid get beat up.....actually I take that back...I know some pretty shitty people. Regardless, better luck next time author?

....Why the fuck do I write these things?

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You write these things because you know we love you.

They were spam threads, not worth reading. Not fun.

1934586

Yelling at them for being idiots posting spam threads would have been fun.

1934586

I second what 1934593 said.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I yelled at the wolf one in one of the Luna groups he spammed in.

It was fun. Not doubly fun, but fun. Scary butt fun.

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