Mar
15th
2014
The Almost Featured Box! · 8:17am Mar 15th, 2014
So, I was scrolling around the, "popular stories," (or the almost featured box as I'm calling it) box and what do I see? MY OWN STORY! Waking Vinyl I'm so happy right now! I don't even think I can explain it. My second story and it's in the popular stories box only 12 hours after posting it! It might not be a feature, but it still got to the popular stories box. Thank you all so much, if it wasn't for you all it wouldn't have ended up there. You all are awesome.
Picture is relevant
1929486 I know! I'm so excited right now. I found out at like 4 in the morning and I'm sitting there with a few of my friends and I'm trying not to screem "Yes, yes, YES!" (something we do for whatever reason) So I'm sitting there being as quietly happy as I can be and they're just staring at me like, "Dude, you okay?" Call me overly optimistic but maybe my next one will get there? I can hope right?
Sorry about the lengthy coment, I went on a bit of a rant there.
1929742 Me and my friends purposefully mess up old sayings/idioms and quotes all the time. I'm going to have to remember that (don't you just love when people mishear things, lol)
And you're right. My avatar is quiet misleading in this case
Oh and. This is pargraph three already,
Paragraph five, no spoilers here
And just because I can, I hit the sixth paragraph
And in conclusions banana's are great sources of K (more comonly known as Potassium)
1932506 *grabs cesium and throws it in a glass of water*
EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
*glass explodes violently*
Win
1934470 Gas station go boom boom MWAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
1934868 Gas stations are honestly one of the more dangerous places to be. MANY dumb people end up there, many: creepers, thieves, and just plain out crazy criminals and freak accidents (as seen in the previous .gif) happen there all the time. Not my favorite place to be
1934899 Panicked decisions aren't known for being great ones
Imagine being this guy and telling his grandchildren this story. They would just 
1934926 "Wait Tommy, before you go. Give this to the man at the door, I made it myself."
*hands child a poorly made sandwich consisting of shoe, mustard and a whole pickle*
1934945 Last time I checked it was.
But I haven't checked in a while. Be sure to consult the nearest Google search bar for updated customs and common courtesies. 