Story day Friday, story #1

Warning, may include, cheese, explosions, explosions of cheese, life ruining moments that revolve around said cheese exploding, a large portion of the internet condensed into approximately 2.6K words, Shrek our holly overlord and savior of onion crops, general moments of what am I reading and why is this funny, Trollestia, movie refrences. And more.

May I just say the Random tag should be taken very seriously. This fic is very strange and should be handled with care.

It's really amazing some of the incredibly strange things my brain think up when I leave my jalepeno poppers in to long and they create a large mess in my oven.

Anyway, let me know what you think, and as always, thanks for reading.

As head of the SCP Facility Luna sends a small squadron to secure a shape shifting fiend. Things seem to be running smoothly until one small mistake turns into one huge nightmare.

This is an idea I've had floating around in my head for a while, this fic will be used mostly to help improve my writing so heavy criticism (constructive) and any tips you can offer are greatly appreciated. I hope you enjoy, happy reading!

Vinyl Scratch works nearly every night at Club Canturn pumping out music for entertainment. But what happens when she asks her roommate to simply wake her up at three.

Probably not what she was thinking.

Inspired by a not so similar situation that occurred while at a friends house.

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Vinyl Scratch wakes up on Hearts And Hooves Day with plans for the greatest day ever for her and her sweetheart Octavia. But something feels wrong, very wrong. Her sense of foreboding is confirmed when she turns to her horror and sees something she wished she never had to lying next to her in bed.

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