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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

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T-T-T-Tia! remains among the feces...but it's a polished one, eh? · 5:56am Mar 3rd, 2014

The Royal Guard denied my submission of T-T-T-Tia! for a few reasons, both of which would, if heeded, change the entire fic into something it is not nor was intended to be. I'm not going to be the arss to write the gold that brought you here, then change it only to please others. That's not my goal as a writer here. I want you, the readers, to have the fics you love remain just that. No rewrites to fix the "excuse of a plot" I've created, nor fixes to the dashes and punctuation.

My baby was featured TWICE on LPT, for which I am forever grateful, just as it is now. She wasn't changed at all, and readers keep coming back for more. I find a few new faves and likes thrown into her counts every couple days, and it makes me smile, to know that something from months ago is still cheering up and entertaining all of you out there. I can't thank you enough, and I hope you understand why I can't allow myself to submit stories to "cream-o-the-crop" groups, both for my sanity, and for the enjoyment of my readers.

T-T-T-Tia! wasn't fit for EQD. She wasn't fit for the feature box. She isn't even fit for the Royal Guard. So where's that leave my beautiful baby?

Right in the poo bin, but you can always tell which tasteless crap is mine, it's got a shiny surface and tons of views.
Speaking of, if you've been sitting here wondering what T-T-T-Tia! is, go read it! Right meow!

...
please?

~Dash

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Comments ( 3 )

You like feces, eh? :trixieshiftright:

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Only when those feces are little fics filled with hilarious horsewords :pinkiesmile:

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