Pegasister in progress

So, my sister came to me and asked me to show her an MLP episode. And it was like:

"So, do you want a psychedelic episode, first episode, feelsy episode or whatever?"

"Err..."

"Okay, psychedelic then." (Lesson Zero)

Judging by the reactions, her favourite characters now are Rarity and Big Macintosh. Also:

"FRIENDSHIP STUDIES?"

"Long story. I can show you the first ep–"

"NO!"

Also apparently problems with gender recognition run in the family:

"Wait... Is it [Rainbow Dash] a guy or a chick?"

"A chick. But she's a lesbian."

"Wat?"

"Umm... Did I say it aloud?"

*Princess Celestia shows up*

"OH CRAP!"

Well, she left my room saying that it never happened, but I guess soon she'll ask for more. Baby steps, ponies, baby steps...