I have officially written romance. You should be proud of me. This is beautiful.

Once upon a spatula, Cinderally was a demonic angel from Alaska who loved a human being named Alex the Beast. He thought that Cinderally was demonically poisoned and became attracted to peaches. Cinderally was offended by his smile. Alex was cheating on Cinderally with Rapunzelly and he didn't notice that Rapunzelly hated peaches and bronies. Bronies were jealous of princes and princesses so Cinderally danced horribly to P!NK and Rapunzelly sang disturbingly to Justin Bieber. She mocked One Direction along with Obama and baked a brownie that exploded into Alex's alligator. The duck melted when Rapunzelly set fire to his hair. The alligator was attacked by ducks from Switzerland! Rapunzelly started to hate Alex's guts because his penguins were licking her feet. Cinderally questioned why ducks loved Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie revolted at the thought that ducks dated Justin Bieber's shoes. Those shoes vomited alligator guts because they disliked Justin Bieber. Tiana killed her boyfriend because she felt schizophrenic.

Ha! Try and top that!

Comments

[delfin]

Lol wut

[Surry]

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[NarwhalUnicorn]

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1838724

Alex the Beast is so smooth he don't need no foot cleaners.

[TheSheepMaster]

Wow. This is amazing, y'know? Yeah, you knew.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1838732 This was the best part

The duck melted when Rapunzelly set fire to his hair.

[TheSheepMaster]

1838737

I was madly chuckling away through it all.

[Surry]

1838732 quickmeme.com/img/5a/5aa7d0c2e4381275f2475657f8406ffb78750b3714312ff713b735fc78cf085d.jpg

Kangaroo jokes...

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1838746 I prefer hopping over bouncing.

[Surry]

1838762 My children will get by with what I can afford.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1838766 Because your life is a lie. Everything you've ever come to know and love is a lie...

And you're next.

1838767 Not even jumping?

[Surry]

1838773 $12.50 an hour can not buy such opulence.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1838776 Leaps are fairly cheap...

[Surry]

1838779 Maybe in third world countries... *sigh in depression*

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1838783 That's dreadful...

1838782 That's because I am Rainbow Dash.
Or maybe that's a lie, too. No one knows, only you. You know everything is a lie because only you have lived a lie. You are living an endless, eternal lie.

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1838797 There is no truth in you. All your thoughts and theories are lies. If everything exists to you, everything is a lie. Only nothing is the truth, because you only know of everything.

[Derpyx0]

My Reaction:

My Reaction to the Name 'Justin Bieber':files.sharenator.com/kill_it_with_fire-s670x394-132457.jpg

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1838840 Mocking him is to the upmost of fun.

[Surry]

every love story deserves a love song, so i whipped this up in five minutes lol

[Derpyx0]

1838843 yes, it is (evil grin)

[Derpyx0]

You're right, nothing CAN top this.

[deli73]

Congratulations, you've officially confused me.
That's pretty hard to do.

[AkemiTheSunbro]

I'm done.

I can't even. I just can't.

I can even English correctly right naow.

[Samey90]

Hmm, I need to write a romance one day too. The hell will probably freeze over.

[Classy Toad]

Hmm... Let us attempt... But first, I must snag my keyboard! Now lets see where my insanity took it...

The man turned around darkly, sadly, and shamefully, to his beloved before saying, "I have failed, the Turnip Wall has fallen and the Gummy Bears are now being converted..."

His beautifully grotesque wife hugged him lovingly, "Darling it's alright," she captured his grossly perfect lips with her disturbingly deformed ones, "it's okay as long as we are together. We have come this far, and we have almost stopped the invading forces of zombie sheep. But honestly honey, did you really think a wall of turnips would stop them? They're sheep."

He brushed off her question sadly before turning to the horrific display of fire, ash, and dead sheep parts falling from the sky onto the field of death. He felt a small smile pull at his lips.

"Yes, as long as we are together... I will fight for you until my last drop of blood falls onto the streets and flows away into the river of death." He nodded at the determination his freakish wife he bought gave to him.

She smiled and cupped his face with one of her disgustingly long fingers. He smiled back to her and kisses her knotted lips softly before turning about and facing the horrific hordes of sheep sneering at the couple. He drew his sword.

And the sheep charged. Giant chunks of wool and rotten flesh, curdled blood, and broken bones flew from the great warrior, despite the fact that he had not used a sword in over twenty years.

Finally there were two more sheep left and the man standing in a pool of blood, completely unscathed. His wife was screaming in the background like any good background woman would do.

These two sheep were smarted then the rest, for reasons that will be explained later, but probably not. The two sheep charged him from both sides, figuring that he would only be able to kill one of them before the other could kill him.

He quickly ripped one of the bones out of the rotten sheep body that had laid forlornly there the entire fight. Fortunately it was already sharp, and he thrust his sword at one of the incoming sheep, dissecting it from head to decaying sheep tail. The other sheep was faster then he had expected it to be, and was able to bite his wrist before he could slice it's throat with the bone.

He stumbled back to his wife tiredly, and looked her in the eyes, "I don't think I'm going to make it. The sheep had bitten through on of my major arteries in my wrist, and I'm slowly bleeding out. My Obama Care doesn't cover zombie sheep, so I can't go to the doctors to get it fixed. Please my love, live on without me. It's for the best..."

Her tears were now running freely down her cheeks as she held her beloved's dying body close. Her piteous wailing and sobbing slowly faded away as the screen slowly faded to black.

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"CUUUTTTT!" A scruffy man with a visor yelled loudly, "THAT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE! OBAMA CARE!? EVERYONE KNOWS IT WILL NEVER EXIST!"

I'm pretty sure I had a dream like this...

[NarwhalUnicorn]

1841321 Beautifully written

[Classy Toad]

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Thanks ;P