Just a Little Poem for Valentine's Day.... · 12:36am Feb 15th, 2014
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I don’t have a partner,
but I’m looking at you.
I hide in the shadows
and watch you with a smile.
I hope the binoculars I got
Last for a while.
I saw you at Starbucks
with a girl you just met.
I suppose that’s a choice
You’ll learn to regret.
You see, I know you.
I live across from your home.
I’ve seen all the things you do
when you think you’re alone.
I’ve taken many pictures
and hung them in my room, on the walls.
For denying my love,
I’ll expose you all your flaws.
I sent your boss a picture,
Of when you were five, in a dress.
I emailed your ex the photo
of all your “treasures” in your chest.
I sent your mom a video
of you making out with Vaness.
The girl you met recently?
I sent her the worst of all.
For now three people know the secret
of that sexy blow-up doll.
Because I want you to love me,
Passionate and endless.
Became my dear spouse,
Brother, I incest.
Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!
Also, here's a little song I first heard at my high school. This sort of inspired this (t some degree).
What. The. Fuck.
This creepy poem needs a creepy song.
ITS NOT. CREEPY!
Oh, Pizzy1334...
I didn't know you felt this way about me...I'm flattered...
But please don't be too harsh on Samantha, my blow-up doll. She's had a rough time lately, and I'm not talking about our moments where she and I (BEEP) (BEEP) and then (BEEP) (BEEP) (BEEP) all over the walls, before I (BEEP) her (BEEP) (BEEP) it all up.
Also, my boss got the photo you sent him. He looks at me strange now, like he's undressing me with his eyes. But that's just silly...right?
And as for my 'treasures', I can explain that...I wanted to know what erotic-asphyxiation was like, okay? I tell you, it takes the breath out of you...
And that girl's name wasn't Vaness, thank you very much, her name is Angelina Ballerina Poppycock Hannah Montana Bananas-in-Striped-Latex Olsen Holmes, and she would like to be referred to as such.
And please send me back my photos when you're (ahem) 'done' with them, please. Clean them before you mail them back to me.
XD I'M FOOPING JOKING WITH YOU, FRIEND! AH HA HA HA HA
It was a nice and funny little poem, Pizzy1334! You know what? You should do something like this for Surprise! Surprise should totally do a poem like this for Rainbolt, seeing as she secretly is infatuated with him! You could get away with loads of random stuff simply because it's Surprise who's doing the poem!
I DEMAND TO SEE A POEM WRITTEN BY SURPRISE! AND I WILL PM YOU UNTIL YOU DO! STARTING NOW!
1835254 No. THIS is creepy...
XD
DO WOMEN DO THIS?!
1835304 Oh, really?
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1835449 Not the majority.