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  • 33 weeks
    Available!

    For the first time in a decade, you can buy a copy of Twilight's List again! And it's got a softcover option too! And and since it's Lulu, if you aren't in North America, the shipping won't kill you! I'm celebrating!

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  • 42 weeks
    Small Writing Thing

    I participated in another group writing project. You can find it Over here.

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    Clang.

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    New (again) Developments

    Hi!
    It's been a while. But I wanted to let people who were asking (and everyone else) know a neat thing!

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  • 72 weeks
    A thing to read

    Hi!

    I commissioned a short fic from Monochromatic. You can read it over on Hollow Shades.

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May
12th
2012

Argembarger Alicorn is best pony · 6:17pm May 12th, 2012

Seriously.

Remember Spiderses? That guy is the best troll-ficer I know. He took Ebon Mane's The Cough and rewrote it to be utterly absurd, taking pokes at everything, and it was glorious.

Why are you getting this note? Because he just wrote this (WARNING: Not for the faint of heart). Yes, Twilight's List has been lampooned, and I couldn't be happier.

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Comments ( 29 )

Arg is best everything.

111825
He is so hot, i wpul have his spidr baabbbies

Ugh, that was horrid.

This man wrote spiderses?
Im gonna give this bucker a piece of my mind! :twilightangry2:

Oh god,, its good, i cant stop reading b..but its so disgusting!
:pinkiesick: This feels like the tale of Scrottie McboogerBalls.bleeeeeeh!

111856 Oh, I loved that story as a child! :trollestia:

111842
ok, you win, forget twilight's lust, ill stick with this sequel.
now if you'll excuse me im going out to buy some tylenol, oh god this headache and stomach pains.

111842 I am forced to believe you are mad, or a genius, or both. What you do to words is not fiction. It is the anti-story equation. Pony on you crazy bastard.

Yeah, The Giggle was a good spoof. I personally preferred The Fart though, even though it's not as good.

Always an honor to be parodied, eh?

112380
Yes

112147
I tried to read that, I really did.

112401

Try? There is no try! Do or do not.

If I can read RagingSemi's Breakfast, you can read that pos.

112451
>RagingSemi's Breakfast
:rainbowhuh:

112459

It's a 2nd person human in an orgy with all the breakfast oriented food based fandom ponies.
With vore.

112476
lol no. There is only one thing I approve of in that description.
>ponies

112517

I completely agree, but the point of reading such tales is not to approve of them, it is to improve the health of your liver by stimulating bile production.

In unrelated news, Hasbro will launch new channel: "New Hub" this autumn which will include more mature versions of favorites, including Friendship is Magic with shipping.

i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/DPV111/newhubisshipping.jpg

112946
Yay!

Sadly, I'm 90% sure they ship FlutterDash. Or at least those two are friends with benefits.

113089

But it would be funny seeing shipping like in the fandom, no continuity and a revolving pairing of the week.

113843
I hope when the show finally ends, that a mysterious youtube channel opens up with amazingly on model shipping animations.

113945

Heh. Let's just hope it's higher quality and more tasteful than that Disney porn that disgruntled animator made.

112517

And out of pure, 100%, completely random circumstance, a wild except suddenly appears on a certain Tumbler.

120095
I had nothing to do with that.

120451
I think that was Alex. I have sent numerous ones to him, including some that are just wildly out of context.

120715

The out of context ones make me laugh. Like the one from Via Equestria.
The in context ones make me want to reenact Sweet Apple Massacre on myself.

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