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Jan
27th
2014

Meme Looks at the Synopsis of Future Episodes (Spoilers Blotted Out) · 2:26am Jan 27th, 2014

Pinkie Pride:
An elated Pinkie Pie is planning the biggest and best "birth-iversary" party ever for Rainbow Dash, but when another party planning pony named Cheese Sandwich rides into town, plans change. Soon, everypony is so excited about Cheese Sandwich's party that they forget about Pinkie Pie, but her pride won't let her go down without an official "goof off."

Okay, my music tastes in middle school were DEFINED by this man. (Big freaking surprise.) So yeah, this is gonna be a nostalgia trip for me. He's gonna have fun with this, I'm gonna have fun with this, and the song remixers are gonna have a total blast.

Simple Ways
Rarity is known around Ponyville for her confidence and class, both of which are lost when Trenderhoof, the world famous travel writer and apple of Rarity’s eye, comes to town. So, when Trenderhoof’s attention is drawn to Applejack, Rarity does the unexpected and begins to dress and act more like Applejack than herself, which ends up in a muddy mess.

So yeah, Tabitha St. German said that this episode was her greatest Rarity performance to date, and to me, that's saying a lot. My further opinions can be described in the following except of my most famous fanfiction written:

“Then Ah dare Rarity ta enter th’ next rodeo that comes ta town!” Applejack hollered.

“I dare you NOT to enter the next rodeo that comes to town!” shouted Rarity.

“Ah dare Trixie ta get naked!” said Applejack.

Trixie threw her glasses and shawl on the floor. “There! Now, Trixie dare the redneck to make out with Dusk, twenty seconds minimum!”

“AH ALREADY HAVE, AND IT WAS A HOOF LOT LONGER THAN THAT!!” Applejack roared. With her secret out, a dead silence fell upon the room. Nopony dared to say another word. Dusk was sweating bullets, his eyes turning into pinpricks. Finally, Rarity’s face turned as red as a lobster.

“I’LL DESTROY YOU!!!” She screamed, lunging at Applejack like a wild animal.

Heh.

Filli Vanilli
''When a member of the singing group, the Ponytones, has to drop out of an important performance, Fluttershy takes drastic measures to ensure that the show goes on.''

Prediction: Fluttershy replaces the missing band member and nopony's none the wiser. Baffling, considering Fluttershy's previous career as a fashion icon. Then again, Twilight's so forgettable as a princess that she CAN'T GET A FUCKING TAXI, so that's just plausible by comparison.

Twilight Time
The Cutie Mark Crusaders are thrilled when Twilight offers to help them with their studies. However, problems arise when the girls realize they can use their relationship with Twilight to increase their popularity.

There are no words. I flip ALL the tables. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

It Aint Easy Being Breezies
No synopsis given, not that we need one.

Ugh. THESE assholes again.

Comments ( 22 )

Calling it now, Pinkie gets her RSTTMOMNBAK (rainbow-shiny-thing-that-may-or-may-not-be-a-key) in that first one. :pinkiehappy:

1763358 That... is actually a pretty good acronym

Not only is Al in the new episode but it premieres two days before my birthday which was also the day I got into Pony two years ago!:twilightoops:

Gotta love spoilers.:pinkiehappy:

Thanks for the spoilers, man! God, some people try to avoid those, you know?!
/sarcasm

So, we know that the next few episodes have a lot of potential, but what about the season so far? I've quite enjoyed pretty much every episode, but there are a few people unhappy with season 4.

1764259
Check the mlp wiki for some info about a guest "star", in the loosest sense of the word, on the episode it ain't easy being breezy

I don't think that it's that Twilight is an unknown entity; I think Princesses in Equestria are just little more than 'Super-Nobles' as it were. I mean, Princess Cadence is the princess of the Crystal Empire and Ms. Harshwhinny just about gives her shit. Celestia and Luna get a lot of respect, but I figure that's because they're been around for so long.

It is nice to know Meme hasn't given up on this fanfic. I was starting to worry.

Remember, G4 has a track record of taking the worst from previous generations and making it awesome. Consider She Who Always Dresses In Style. :rainbowdetermined2:

1764259
*Complains about spoilers
*Spoilers blotted out
*spoiler warning in the title of the blog post.
Hey 1764686, check this guy out!

1764469 In Equestria they know public servants like mailmares and Princesses serve the public. They are ordinary ponies with their own lives and should be treated special only in their element, ie: passing laws, judgments in a official capacity or delivering the mail. I'm disappointed more don't pick up on this.

1764761
Yes? I see the /sarcasm tag, though that may have been edited in. Why, then, hast thou summoned me?

1764761
>Greentexts with asterisks
>Doesn't /sarcasm
Do you even Internet, m8? You wanna fight about it?
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1764270
Dear God... His Royal Douchiness has been acting up and McCarthy tweeted this on April Fool's Day... There's still hope.
Please let there still be hope. :fluttershyouch:

I see Breezies, those miniaturized Flutter Ponies, but where are the Seaponies? :trollestia:

That awkward moment when I hate spoilers to the point that I can't even look at your own non-spoiler writing so as to avoid having the same reaction.

well crap, here I thought I was being kinda original and thinkin' outside the box when I came up with my Fairy fic to find out they have already made a movie about the damn things (though I like my version better, something to do with my ears not bleeding)

1764805
I've been praying harder than aerith from FF7 let's hope that it works this time

Seeing as how Rarity Takes Manehatten and Rainbow Falls are both "key" episodes, and an episode containing "Pinkie" would probably be a her "key" episode, one could infer as to who might be giving the aforementioned pony her key...
:rainbowkiss:

1764779
... That... is actually a very interesting way to look at it. Fitting even. Even Luna was only feared because of the whole 'Nightmare Moon' thing. :trixieshiftright:

Easy. Breezies. Beautiful. Covergirl.

That joke was bad and now I feel bad.

1764805
just took a 2nd look at the wiki it looks like an april fools joke

needless to say Meghan McCarthy is channeling :trollestia:

I'm a Weird Al Yankcovic fan too! I wonder if they'll any of his song references for the episodes, like:


"See these cheese shoes here? I can not only dance with them, I can eat it too!"

"Alright, everypony. Who's ready for a mega, hyper, fat-load and enormous-sized party?!"

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