I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.
It (the next chapter of my story, Monster) lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous purple immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness known as fimfiction. … The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch
My fellow Smoozians,
I am Lord Smooze. And I am, much like the rest of you, a mixture of good and evil. I would say, however, that I am mostly good, and all of me that is evil is a necessary evil.
I have just come to a brilliant conclusion I feel is worth recording for posterity.
I think the reason no one likes Twist is because her plot symbolizes her career in the candy industry and Pinkie Pie started a smear campaign against her to crush the small businesses so Pinkie can have a monopoly on the market.
The vicious face of capitalism.
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yus
Dat awkward mouth position though
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Capitalism is twisted, my friend
. It can put its mouth anywhere, as it consumes all in its wake, leaving behind a trail of destruction and broken dreams. It's a metaphor, see?