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Smooze Rises! (hits the Smooze button, and then goes back to sleep)

It (the next chapter of my story, Monster) lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous purple immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness known as fimfiction. … The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch
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445 weeks
In Response to Accusations of Villainy

My fellow Smoozians,
I am Lord Smooze. And I am, much like the rest of you, a mixture of good and evil. I would say, however, that I am mostly good, and all of me that is evil is a necessary evil.
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456 weeks
Baaa

Because this is the internet, here's a cute cat video.
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456 weeks
Mothers

Hello, my faithful followers.
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463 weeks
Dedicated to Tree Hugger

Dear blog readers,
Lord Smooze here.
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Aug

16th

2015

Baaa · 9:20pm Aug 16th, 2015

Because this is the internet, here's a cute cat video.

Report Eater-of-Worlds Smooze · 411 views · #Cats #Cute

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