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Eater-of-Worlds Smooze


I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

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  • 170 weeks
    Smooze Rises! (hits the Smooze button, and then goes back to sleep)

    It (the next chapter of my story, Monster) lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous purple immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness known as fimfiction. … The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch

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    0 comments · 180 views
  • 230 weeks
    In Response to Accusations of Villainy

    My fellow Smoozians,

    I am Lord Smooze. And I am, much like the rest of you, a mixture of good and evil. I would say, however, that I am mostly good, and all of me that is evil is a necessary evil.

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    2 comments · 191 views
  • 240 weeks
    Baaa

    Because this is the internet, here's a cute cat video.

    0 comments · 209 views
  • 241 weeks
    Mothers

    Hello, my faithful followers.

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    3 comments · 213 views
  • 247 weeks
    Dedicated to Tree Hugger

    Dear blog readers,

    Lord Smooze here.

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    3 comments · 219 views
Aug
16th
2015

Baaa · 9:20pm Aug 16th, 2015

Because this is the internet, here's a cute cat video.

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