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Eater-of-Worlds Smooze


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Aug
15th
2015

Mothers · 6:05am Aug 15th, 2015

Hello, my faithful followers.

I, Lord Smooze, Eater of Worlds, have awakened once again, and demand a sacrifice. I require recommendations to well written pieces of horse words involving mothers and their young offspring, told from the point of view of said offspring. The offspring must be old enough to speak, but must not yet have hit puberty. The relationship must be one of mutual love and dependance.

And no, I'm not asking for this because I forgot Queen Chrysalis' birthday was coming up and I need a present. So stop spreading such untrue rumors. I'm asking for this for reasons beyond your comprehension, puny mortals.

-Lord Smooze, Eater of Worlds

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Comments ( 3 )

Oh great Smooze!

I have tried to faithfully follow your instructions. Here are pieces of horse words involving mothers and their young offspring:

yday, I o t sch from the h se I was raised in.
And eve yd y, my mom w ld go to wo k in o de to su o t the both of us.
She’s a s le mare with me, a lly, liv in this h se of rs.
Som m s, I w ld h l ar nd th h s , h l h r cl an nd organiz obj cts of int r st.

3323697
Excellent. This is exactly what I asked for. Are these words from a fanfiction, or did you come up with it on your own, or both?

3323904 They're words from a fic I found, but I don't recommend it.

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