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My Opinion on 'Like a G5' by PresentPerfect

Hello, everyone. This is my opinion/reaction to this story by this guy. If you don't know what's going on, read this.
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472 weeks
My Opinion

Hello, everyone.
I've been gone from fimfic for a while now due to things that have nothing to do with MLP or fimfiction, and now I'm back. I'm writing again, though I won't say on what since that usually raises hopes that I tend to let down due to OCD and other personal inadequacies.
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488 weeks
So this has been irksome for me...

I've been ruminating on the community's response to Remedial Lessons for some time. While the story has been met with approval from nearly all who offered feedback, there were some comments that brought up portions of the story they didn't agree with. Specifically, the treatment of Twilight Sparkle and the nature of Luna's reaction to the guard's improper acts. I was excited to engage in
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509 weeks
This One's About Me and Apologies to Followers

As a rule, I find what I do lacking. Having wasted many hours pondering this quirk of my character, I've decided it's a good thing. To me, it's not a lack of confidence in my abilities, but a standard for myself that is persistently greater than what I am; it pushes me to improve rather than scale a cliff only to sit on a plateau.
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510 weeks
Morsels #3

"This... how is this possible?" Twilight said. As the blaze of light faded, the creature began moving again. Its neck uncurled as it stood on thick, stubby legs.
"Twilight," Rarity said, starting to back away from the beast, "why didn't the magic work?"
Rainbow Dash landed next to Twilight. "Yeah, what gives? It worked just fine on Tirek."
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Dec

13th

2013

New stupid comedy incoming! · 2:18pm Dec 13th, 2013

So I watched the quirky comedy Major Payne a few weeks ago. I remember thinking at the time that a psychopathic, socially inept warrior roundly abusing and training a group of innocent teenagers was a wonderfully funny experience (I may be slightly insane). From this thought I derived that if it was funny happening to teenagers, it would be funny happening to my favorite posse of pastel-colored equines. I hopped on FiMfiction and tried to find a comedic little crossover fic that put the good Major in Equestria, only to find that no such fic existed! I decided this egregious error must be rectified, and now here we are!

So come on all you crooked bastards! Listen up, you impish lurkers! I say welcome to every twisted one of you! Join me in wicked glee as I inflict my favorite insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic asshole on an unsuspecting group of colorful, innocent ponies.

NOTE: There will be NO GORE and NO MATURE CONTENT in this fic. It is done in the spirit of the original movie, which held few swears and was PG-13.

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