Big Mac: The Chuck Norris of Ponies · 4:34pm Dec 11th, 2013
Okay, for the last two months I have been saying this and now I just want to make a blog post about it. I was going to write a story around it, but right now I have three stories I want to get out there and finish so I won't be doing it for awhile. So this is the true facts about Big Mac.
1. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have to ask Big Mac for permission to raise the sun and moon.
2. Big Mac does not buck apples, the apples just know when to fall for him.
3. If a Changeling tries to turn into Big Mac it will explode, you cannot copy that much awesome
4. If Big Mac was to ever remove his yoke, his sexy level would go from 10/10 to 12/10.
5. Big Mac is actually more powerful than any of the characters on the show, he just doesn't interfere because it's too troublesome.
Big Mac once walked down Mane Street with an erection. There were no survivors.
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Other than his Rainbow Manes wife locked in his celler
To add onto act four, when Mac takes off his yoke not only does his sexy level go to 12/10 ever mare in a 100 mile radius of him goes into heat.
'Eeyup' and 'Nope' aren't words; they're entire languages that other ponies are too primitive to understand.