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alarajrogers


Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

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  • 20 weeks
    Dream log, epic Fluttercord edition

    Had a dream during a nap that is perfectly suited to be a story; I'm not even sure I need to tweak it.

    So in the dream, Fluttershy was dying of old age, and Discord couldn't fix it. (She also had insulin-resistant diabetes, but that's kind of less important.) Discord was very upset by this, and decided to take drastic steps to prevent it.

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  • 30 weeks
    Dammit, just discovered a friend here's been dead for two years...

    Today I learned that Jordan died in April 2021, and I had no idea. I was re-reading some of my older fanfics, saw his comments, thought, "Huh, I wonder how Jordan's doing", and the answer is, he's not. Dammit.

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    15 comments · 721 views
  • 32 weeks
    FUCKING DONE FINALLY

    "The God of Breaking Rules In The Land of the Dead" is one of my oldest stories on this site. It's not my oldest incomplete -- "The King Who Would Be Man" and "Stumble In My Footsteps" are both older, all part of my initial rush in 2013-14 when I'd first gotten into the fandom and the writing came like a river. But it is old, posted almost 10 years ago (closer to 9 years, 11 months), and

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  • 32 weeks
    I'm back, bitches!

    I don't know for how long, because I never know these things.

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    17 comments · 563 views
  • 81 weeks
    A thing y'all should maybe know

    I may or may not make the change here on Fimfiction, but on Archive of our Own and Fanfiction.net, I am changing my handle to Kaleidolon. Mainly as a branding differentiator between fanfic and profic. It's not like I can hide that Alara J Rogers writes fanfic, not after posting it to the Internet for literally 29 years, but when I get published in real life I want it to be slightly

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Dec
5th
2013

This kind of thing really frustrates me · 6:41pm Dec 5th, 2013

I am getting so tired of stories where Discord used to be an alicorn, or a pony, and because he falls in love/gets defeated and has his chaos banished from him/other deus ex plot device, he turns back into that and takes back whatever name it was he used to have. Once you've got a pony named Stale Plot Device, you don't have Discord anymore, you've got Stale Plot Device angsting over the fact that he used to be Discord.

Look, if you don't like Discord's personality as it is and you don't like the way he looks and you don't like his role in Equestria and you don't like his connection to chaos... WHY ARE YOU USING HIM AS A MAIN CHARACTER?

I can forgive the folks who essentially are obviously trying to "kill" Discord without actually killing him by having the hero beat the crap out of him and defeat him, and then destroy or banish his Discordness, which turns out to be a separate entity that was possessing him and with it gone he turns into a completely different being, because what they're trying to do is kill Discord in a more complex way than literally killing him... but the ones who are trying to do a romance with Discord really frustrate me. Because, yeah, I am a total sucker for "Discord reforms and then falls in love with member of Mane 6/resumes ancient affair with Celestia" fics... but not when they can't be bothered to be about *Discord*, but are about someone's stallion OC who via a plot device Discord gets changed into.

"Discord used to be something completely different" can be done well if a, he does not choose to permanently revert to what he used to be, and b, there is an obvious connection between what he used to be and what he is now. But the ones where he decides to literally become his old self, so he's not a draconequus anymore and he doesn't have the same name and he is OOC enough to look like a totally different character... no, seriously, why are you writing this? I mean at least "Celestia used to be a human" stories don't involve Celestia turning back into a human, named Betty, and insisting that everyone call her Betty now, and by the way she's totally ashamed of controlling the sun and she's giving it up completely... do people do this to Chrysalis too? Chrysalis falls in love and turns out to be, not a flutterpony or a dark-colored alicorn but a totally ordinary pony, named Shining Smile or something else that seems totally absurd, and she doesn't take the form of other ponies and she doesn't feed on love and she doesn't care about other changelings anymore, or they're all dead, but it's all ok because she's in looooooove....

You know now I have to write a parody where Discord has to deal with Celestia turning into a human named Betty. :-)

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Comments ( 3 )

As a wise small, green and fictional alien guy once said, Anger leads to suffering... And apparently sardonic stories too! :pinkiegasp:
Truly writer's Hell hath no fury like a character out of place. :pinkiehappy:
Now that you have to write that parody, i have to be the first to read it and smile uncontrollably at the awkward dialogues between the two.
Best of luck with that project.

I am so sorry you had to see such abominations.

o_o

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