Public Service Announcement

Please note that the following beings are NOT Lord Smooze. If you encounter them, you may feel terror and will probably be devoured, but be assured: They are not Lord Smooze. They will not end the world as we know it. You should not worship these pretenders. Thank you.

Please note the following if you encounter one of them:

-That's not Smooze. He's bigger.
-While they all have faces popping out of the ooze, none of the eyes pop out from the faces like Lord Smooze's eyes do.
-They are all black. Lord Smooze does not discriminate against black ponies, but is not black himself. He is a sentient unstoppable PURPLE ooze that devours and crushes everything in his path.

Comments

[Fonypan]

Mariska Hargitay to Lord Smooze.

[Eater-of-Worlds Smooze]

1558214

Waa-haa-haa?

[Fonypan]

1558388 Movie reference... Love Guru... loosely it is like a greeting of sorts.

[Eater-of-Worlds Smooze]

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Ah. Well, I'm sure Smooze sends Mariska Hargitay back to you then.

Praise Smooze.