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Jordanis


There's never been a writer here.

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  • 39 weeks
    Device Heretic

    At Everfree, helping SPark vend plushes. Come by and see, get a round pony blob, or a bat!

    Pony Feather has a booth here, and actually got ahold of device heretic to publish Eternal, which is my first great fic love on this site. I'm amazed. Gobsmacked.

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  • 144 weeks
    Shit Works, Yo

    I wasn't trying to crash-test the vaccine, but the dummy survived this time. Antigen test and PCR test (separate swabs, 3 days after exposure as recommended) both say no plague. What was the scratchy throat? Iunno. Not plague, apparently.

    3 comments · 166 views
  • 156 weeks
    A Hollow Place

    I was re-reading a fabulous story tonight-- Celestia Plays Dice with the Universe, by the inimitable and wonderful Cynewulf, who I have been privileged to call a friend.

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    3 comments · 266 views
  • 176 weeks
    An Oregon Christmas Carol

    I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
    Just likes the ones I've always known
    Where the pavement glistens
    And children listen
    To songs that promise Christmas snow

    I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
    As all my days pass in a storm
    May your days be happy and charmed
    And may all your Christmases be warm

    6 comments · 159 views
  • 204 weeks
    Alicornization

    This one is JediMasterEd's fault.

    Psychic spies in chitin try to steal your mind's elation
    And little girls across the world dream of rainbow deflagrations
    And if you stand for all of these things it's Alicornization

    It's the crown of the world and all of equine civilization

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Apr
30th
2012

Holy Frijoles! · 2:30am Apr 30th, 2012

Here I thought I was just satisfying a couple not-so-innocent bystanders from device heretic's blog. Instead, I woke up this morning, saw my notifications box, and said 'Holy shit!'

I can't say I'm displeased to have collected such a train of people to drag along on my silly adventure, because I've been grinning like a maniac all day.

Fig 1: Yeah, like that, but with a more swollen ego.

For those who did not see in the comment thread, the inimitable Varanus made a sad face at me until I admitted that yes, there really should in fact be more to this story than I posted. I have tacked up the big neon sign that says 'incomplete', and wait only for the piteous mewling of my liver to subside. I will then engage in the traditional mathematics of pony fiction.

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Comments ( 7 )

*innocent grin*

Where is that Berry Punch gif from? That's extra hilarious if it is from an actual episode.

Ahhh yeah! The story is good and I am looking forward to more! I need to go turn on email tracking.

Keep it up Jordanis, it is solid stuff! :yay:

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It's from the background of Call of the Cutie, during the cuteceƱera.

Oh man, that's great.

I see a distinct lack of hard apple cider mentioned here!

But yes, keep the crazy train on a 'rolling.

Jordan you might want to aquire a cover image, since you're featured now, something eye catching. Actually your avatar would work well in context to the story, horrified twilight. :twilightoops:

Can't wait to read what you come up with next. :twilightsmile: You have plenty of solid concepts/potential plots to expand on in Self Medication, so go forth and make it awesome!

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