Not your average episode review. · 7:03pm Nov 23rd, 2013

fair warning, fellow people of fimfiction. The following has nasty spoilers, not a whole lot, but some so venture at your own risk.

**Spoilers**

That should be enough to hide to full screen, now to move on.

I guess I could give you my opinion on the episode, I suppose I might embark on an analysis of what I liked and didn't care for in the season 4 premiere of My little pony, and I perhaps might feel inclined to say that it was a wonderfully paced and lovely episode, and I would say all of those things.

But I won't.

Not because it isn't true, but because about halfway through the second episode I was too busy squeezing over the one thing that may be the greatest thing ever: The Rocodile [rock-a-dial].

The rocodile (or as I have deemed him Fluffy Coo) is a crocodile made entirely of rock and other hard minerals. He likes to chill in the green swamp water and pretend to be stepping stones to lure in it's pray that deems him a means of safe passage. Fluffy Coo's diet consists mostly of ponies and animals that think he's a cluster of steeping rocks, which means that he probably eats anything from other ponies, to scorpions, to fallen leaves. The rocodile is truly natures perfect predator. And it fill my heart with pride to add Fluffy Coo to the L.E.B.B. or List of Equestria's Badass Beasties, right up there with my main fave the Timberwolves, and the British accented Manitcores. It really does fill my heart with a sick sense of wonderment that in this world of multi-coloured ponies there's a bestiary of animals and mystical creatures that exceed the awesome level, Equestria really isn't a safe place to live. I'm surprised there aren't more deaths.

I give this episode a 34023804 Rocodiles out of 10 Fluffy Coos

Anyways, the superiorness of the episode that a lot of people in their reviews that is the rocodile Fluffy Coo aside. There was tentecles or something... and a tree gave birth to a box or taco or something, I'm not gonna lie, if Fluffy Coo doesn't make another appearance I will LEAVE THE FANDOM FOR THE WINX CLUB

Okay not really, but still... MORE ROCODILES! Or at least its native brother the chocodile.

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