Nov
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2013
I Need a Bad Pony Pun · 5:15pm Nov 19th, 2013
I need a bad pony pun for one of my stories. Anyone have anything suitable? I could really use the help.
In other (random) news, today is the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. That means inaccurate recreations of the speech in the news. Most people don't know it, but Lincoln had a high pitched, effeminate voice and a noticeable southern twang. Now that you know the facts, go back and read the speech in Applejack's voice and you'll be a lot closer to the truth than most of the actors on television.
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funkyferret · 562 views
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I'm afraid you're going to need to be a bit more specific than that. What kind of word are you trying to use to create this pun? Is it a simple term, or perhaps the name of an individual or location?
On a side note, I find it very jarring that Applejack's mane was not edited to fall behind the statue's torso.
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Sorry. I need a bad pun about a pony itself, or rather its sudden appearance in a room.
1520965 Hmm... I'll have to get back to you on that one. I'll let you know if I come up with anything. In the meantime, maybe someone else will have an idea.
Cant think of anything yet if its for a title, but a one-liner does come to mind "At least its not an elephant or a 600 lb. gorilla..."
or (Addressing the pony) "I assume this means the 600 lb. gorilla is not coming?"
Oh wait, I just got a few.
"Oh, so you mean your neighbours were a bunch of ponies?"
"Wow, you must be really ex-horse-ted!"
"Wow, you really ARE foal of it!"
*a pony doing acrobatics* "Sarah Jessica Parkour!"
I found this while looking for pony puns online. Who the hay would build that??
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7873761024/h9CE776EB/