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Explodium


I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

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  • 530 weeks
    Grumblemumble...

    You know those times when you write something, and then go back to rewrite a certain part of that something because you realized that it was kinda dumb as dumb-stuff, but wind up getting completely stalled in the process, and the wind is taken out of your metaphorical sails?

    ...yeah. That kinda happened. To me.

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  • 533 weeks
    Bum da daa da duh da dah!

    (+Cookie if you guess what the "lyrics" were from)

    Hello thar, it's been awhile, hasn't it? Haven't heard a word from me in...like...a while and stuff! I'm just posting to let you know that I've been making good progress with the next chapter. Tentatively I'd like to say that the first draft will be done in the next two weeks so...there's that.

    Have a few teeny tiny previews.

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    19 comments · 1,241 views
  • 538 weeks
    Everything went better than expected!

    Well...you see...

    New computer. Already.

    Sweet. Though, now I have all the crap on steam to redownload...

    Also, even though I found out that my old man lost his job about an hour after my computer went kaput, it sounds like he's already found a new one (he had an interview yesterday). I guess having more years of experience in his job than I've been alive looks good on a resume.

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  • 538 weeks
    Um...I have a teeny tiny problem...

    ...Yeaaaah...You know that computer of mine, that some of you may have noticed me complaining about some? How it's lousy and I wish I had a new one? Well...

    ...um...

    It's also the computer I write my stories on and it kind of...um...bricked. Kaput, kablammo, died, bit off more than it could chew, is pushing up daisies.

    This...may be a problem.

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    18 comments · 978 views
  • 539 weeks
    Let's all laugh at 2013 while it rapidly fades away!

    ^title.

    Repeat after me.

    *ahem*

    LOL @ U 2013! Ha haha haahaHA! HAAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

    Let's close out 2013 with a fat ponybutt

    and some Woona.

    ...
    ...
    Happy New Year!
    ...
    In about 6.5 hours! Where I live anyway!

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Nov
4th
2013

Answering time! · 3:45am Nov 4th, 2013

Sooo...this is a bit late, hope you aren't sad. My internet was derping yesterday, and I spent most of my day today playing Skyrim. Heh, I bought that awhile ago, but I'm just getting around to playing it now. Random fact: I'm playing as a Breton. I wish my computer was less...lame.

Just a thought, but since I've been in a bit of an Elder Scrolls binge, would anyone happen to be able to point me towards any fics in which the main character isn't a total sociopath? I've stumbled across a few where the guy was supposed to be...well...good, but he was also the Listener of the Dark Brotherhood. If you lead the guild of amoral sociopaths, you probably aren't a really nice guy. It's a bit...contradictory.

I'm a bit too...sleepy to really discuss anything else, so just imagine that I, the great, mighty, and totally handsome Explodium asked you an awesome question.

Now: On to answering the questions from the QnA last week!

Q. Have you seen my wallet?
A. I eated it

Q. Console or PC?
A. Glorious PC master race.

Q. Can you give me directions to the nearest mental asylum? I need to check myself in.
A. Over that-a-way.

Q. Who is your tubby wubby pony waifu?
A. Hmm...that's a toughie. I'd say tubby-wubby Twilight. So nerdy. So cuddly.

Q. Old Spice or AXE?
A. Don't care!

Q. Are you a cool poppa?
A. Sure!

Q. What is your favorite element (eg. carbon)?
A. Hmmm...I'd say nitrogen, because N compounds are notoriously explodey.

Q. What is your favorite non-Fallout game?/ 3 favorite game franchises besides Fallout?
A. Also a toughie. Hmmm....I like Legend of Zelda...I've been playing Elder Scrolls a lot recently...There's also Baldur's Gate...hmm...thinking of playing that again...y u ask such difficult questions!? Oh, Metroid too.

Q. iPhone or android (or God help you blackberry).
A. None! I don't have a smartphone.

Q. Are there any stories, fanfic or otherwise that you enjoy?
A. For fanfics, one can easily check my favorites list. For non-fics? Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings to name a couple.

Q. Did you ever think your fic would become so popular?
A. 2500 favorites and rising, most viewed chapter exceeded 15,000 views...no, as an amateur writer, I honestly didn't think this story would do so well.

Q. Nuka Cola or Sunset Sarsaparilla? I don't like normal cola, so the choice is pretty clear for me.
A. Nuka Cola!

Q. Favorite candy bar?
A. Hmmmm....I'ma go with Hershey's Cookies and Cream.

Q. Orange or lemon-lime?
A. Orange

Q. Who are The Patriots?
A. No idea!

Q. Do you ever browse 4chan? Not just /mlp/, any board.
A. Nope!

Q. What's your opinion on Twilicorn?
A. Nrrgh...I don't like it. Too sudden, too short of a time period, and her "great achievement" involved writing a spell that's sole use was to fix a f*** up that was entirely her fault in the first place. Also, it has "buy all our playsets and toys" written all over it, even more than usual.

Q. What video game platforms do you own/have you owned?
A. I have pretty much all of the not-fail Nintendo platforms. Though, here at university I just have my Wii and my 'puter.

Q. Do you ever read stories because someone recommended them to you?
A. Sometimes, yes. I also go to Tvtropes for reqs.

Q. So, is your dad a doctor? Or does he just carry around vaccinations cuz he's awesome?
A. Actually he's a pharmacist.

Q. If you could make your own original TV show, what would it be?
A. Hm...uh...ngh...oh, I got it. Something so stupendiously awesome that it would be far too awesome to describe in words. Also, it isn't reality TV, because those shows are dumb as stupid things.

Q. Do you have a special somepony?
A. Nope...FOREVER ALONE! Can I have a hug?

Okie dokie! That's all of 'em, save a few that were repeats. I have an idea! Let's do this again!...that is, if you want to.
Ngh...I shouldn't have pulled an almost all-nighter. Though, hopefully I will snooze off at a more appropriate time tonight. Go do...college stuff. *yawn*

Have some tubby-wubby Dashie (it even has the tag "tubby wubby pony waifu")

And some Celly. She has a question.

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Comments ( 10 )

About Twilight's coronation...So you shouldn't get a reward for fixing your own screw up? (Insert U.S. Government observation here). (Insert zinger against political party you most despise here).

Zing!

"What is a waifu?"

"A miserable pile of secrets and lies!"

1480305

She asked about Waifus, not about vampires running around in castles that pop right the frack up out of nowhere.

:trollestia:

Ok, I have 5 minutes before something really bad happens, lets go.

1.How many ponies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2.What kind of character build are you going for in skyrim?
3.Are you an object?

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw the, "Who are The Patriots?" question. Man, does that bring back some memories!

"La-li-lu-le-lo!" to whoever sent in that question.

y u ask such difficult questions!? Oh, Metroid too.

Metroid, eh? You might be interested in this story then...

Anyway, time for round 2.

1. Favorite superhero?
2. What are your three most common tagged skills?
3. Double-action, single-action, DA/SA, or striker-fired double-action?
4. Favorite Godzilla monster?
5. Cyberpunk or Steampunk


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That was me. He did get the Deus Ex question right, whether he caught the reference or not.

I don't have a smartphone.

You are instantly my favorite person on this site.

Here is a fic where the Dragonborn isn't a total jackass and is actually sympathetic nor the guild master for all the guilds. But the thing is that it is a crossover with the Inheritance Series, and is surprisingly good.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8532059/1/Dragons

I wish my computer was less...lame.

Ha ha ha!

Dude, my computer can't even run fucking Minecraft without exploding!

More questions eh

1. Favorite shipping pair don't have to be specifficly pony pairings?
2. Favorite fallout armor from any game?
3. Favorite reference fallout has ever done?

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