Facehoof Counter

One of my goals as a writer here on FIMfiction is to collect as many as I can through comments on either my stories, blog posts, or other comments I wrote.

So I hereby open the Counter. Every I earn will be counted and donated to charity ("Murphy's Followers for the Distribution of Irony and Ironic Twists", "the Cooper Price to Support the Understanding of Sarcasm", etc.)

Thus, I follow the sage advice of The Tobacconist; he's holding a pipe in a cultured way, so obviously he must know what he's talking about and following his advice is the reasonable thing to do. Also, the follicle spirits talk to him. I have lots of hair, I don't want to anger the follicle spirits

Start count: 27.10.13 --- 0

12.11.13 --- 7

25.12.13 --- 27
...it was a good day.

Comments

[Tarascha]

You made a blogpost about your facehoof counter?
Wait does this already count?

[River Road]

1456621

I'm not sure. Was it a random or was it in reaction to something in my post?

Random have to be counted and donated individually, because of taxes.

[Tarascha]

Well mostly the was made by me because you made a blog post about posting
So yeah it was kind of a serious one

[Rainbow87dash]

you're all idiots

[River Road]

1456692

Thank you for your generous donation, dear Sir/Madam (please delete where not applicable).

We will make sure to take good care of your momentary frustration and assure you that the minor brain damage and disruption of your faith in humanity was not in vain.

[TheTobacconist]

I will be keeping an eye on this. The follicle spirits must be appeased.

[River Road]

1457420

And another generous donation. Thank you very much for your contribution.

I am quite serious. Not all my stories are meant to collect them, but most of my comments are, at least. Of course, I'll never be as successful as Pun Pony, for example... Truly, her work is a shining beacon of pained groans and suppressed chuckles.

[River Road]

1457658

I didn't? I thought for sure I'd gotten the post...
See, it's right here, filed under "A" for Alicorn Filly.

[TheTobacconist]

1457420
The follicle spirits are nothing to joke about. Slight them in the slightest, and they shall abandon you and leave you beardless.