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neutralmilk


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  • 375 weeks
    Five Long Years...

    Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how

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  • 517 weeks
    Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

    That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

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    6 comments · 600 views
  • 540 weeks
    Here's your Christmas present, peoples

    Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.

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  • 541 weeks
    Need a pre-reader for a new story

    All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.

    I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.

    So lemme know!
    -neutralmilk

    10 comments · 540 views
  • 543 weeks
    EVERYBODY! QUICK!

    I have a story. Yup. Nice.
    Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
    PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.

    Looks like there's going to be some...
    NEW-tralmilk.

    Ouch.

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Apr
17th
2012

Teh Future. (Yes, the 'Teh' was intentional.) · 2:51am Apr 17th, 2012

With the newest chapter of "The Trotting Dead" posted (thank God), it's time to start writing another assortment of fic's that will probably confuse/ amaze you like "Apple Bloom and Scootaloo" and "Prince Adam." Or for those who tracked me really far back, like "Cliffhangers." Anyways, I was thinking of a survey sort of thingie here so I know which to start next. In an attempt to not give a lot away, I'll just say a little about them. OH! And anyone who's experienced with art, I'm looking for someone to help design a cover image for any of these stories. If you're interested, please PM me.

1) Dolan Duck in Equestria. (I hate Dolan Duck. So, maybe not as happy go lucky as the others...)

2) A second-person romance with Lyra. (plus a surprise at the end)

3) I-Robot crossover (The movie, not the book. Sorry.)

4) A crossover like "Prince Adam," but with a classic meme. Can't give it away. SPOILERS.

5) Who cares?

6) STICK WITH THE TROTTING DEAD OR DIE

7) Give up writing forever, you fool

8) That incredibly long delayed chapter for "Cliffhangers" you promised like 3 months ago. You bastard.

9) Whoa, your language is too strong.

10) OOOOOOH do Twitchums again!!!! (ok, fine)

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Comments ( 15 )

I had to laugh at I robot, only becasue of will smith.

But i have a suggestion. You seem to write "the fuck is this shit?" stories really well.

Bill Cosby Hi:E.
Now don;t shoot your eye out kid.

73534 OH MY GOD. You've just handed me a weapon of mass destruction. My heart just skipped like 15 beats. You, sir, are a genius and will be credited wit the idea. THANK YOU. :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy:

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Why do I suddedly get the sense that telling you that was a very bad idea?

ashibipidy boop bop abalabop boooooooo. when ah was a kid mye parents were mean to meh. bip bop bapidy.

73569 There's so much potential! Pudding EVERYWHERE. Crazy sweaters and random "Bippity Doop ablapapoop a dooo" things out of the blue! It's... it's... BEAUTIFUL :fluttercry: :pinkiesad2:

73579
"So you ah take a tha puudin' an you put the puddin on the spoon an then you--"
"Wll you shut the hay up!?" Twilight screeched. "I can't take it anymore.
"Oh, ah whats be the probelm purple pony mhm?"

73582 :rainbowlaugh: I don't know where, but that's going in there. Now to watch several hours of The Cosby Show for inspiration :trollestia:

73603 NO DON'T!!!! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE!

Too late! I got a plot written out. This story will be my crowning achievement. And my downfall as a human being. Soon I will be living on the street and eating out of McDonald's garbage cans all because of what COULD have been. Cosby will have ruined it all!

stick with the dead

Why the fuck is everyone talking about Pudding?!?!?
Oh yeah.....Bill Cosby...thats why

I actually really enjoy the Bill Cosby idea. And with the fantastic job you did on the Prince Adam thing (the reason I started following you), I'm sure you'll make it hilarious. I can't wait for all the Zip Zop Zoobity BOP!

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Bill Cosby it is! :rainbowlaugh: God, this is gonna be fun

I say the the second-person with Lyra (Because I'm a sucker for romance. :twilightblush:) or the I Robot crossover (I expect much Will Smithisms and motorcycles from this). Oh, and sticking to The Trotting Dead could work, too.

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