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Selbi


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  • 180 weeks
    And No Tear Will Be Shed

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    Or, to summarize it as a single image:

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  • 192 weeks
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    God, I’m getting old.

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  • 432 weeks
    Somebody Forgot to Say Something on Time and Now We Are Left with This

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    Then somebody had a bright idea.

    Wait, let me try say that properly again.

    Then somebody had a "bright" idea.

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  • 434 weeks
    21-Face-Down

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Oct
18th
2013

The best-worst story I've ever read. · 8:49pm Oct 18th, 2013

Twilight was having a great day till she accidentally spills a grow powder on her nose. She keeps growing ever times she sneezes. But, her friends see she's in trouble. Will her friend be able to stop her growing sneeze or will Twilight keep growing forever?

{You are now reading this in Morgan Freeman's voice}
In this wonderful six-act stage drama by the author of the extravagant and fabulous name Loganstrang, we are taken through the tragic procedure of a librarian, accidentally inhaling "grow powder."

At this point I'd like to point to this excellent line of the fifth act: "Meanwhile back in space, Twilight was still growing from her sneezing."

{You are now reading this in whatever the hell you imagine I sound like}
I've never laughed so hard while reading a story. Not a single comedy fic with 10k or more views could stress my laugh muscles this much.

You know these stories which are so bad they are good again, like trollfics? Well, this is exactly the case here, with the exception of it definitely not being a trollfic, but a young author who had no idea what he was doing. But that's exactly the appeal of this story: the creation of a beginner, and we all were young at one point.

Go out there and give this story a like; I know it deserved mine.

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Comments ( 1 )

Heh, I chuckled a bit. :twilightsmile:

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