My Little Primordial Sin

Adam the brony sat in Eden, brooding moodily. There was a gentle clopping behind him, then an orange hoof clapped down on his shoulder.

"Why ya lookin' so glum?" said Applejack. "Here, Ah know what'll cheer ya up—"

She whirled and firmly applebucked the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, catching one of the falling fruits in her mouth and dropping it delicately into his lap.

"Here ya go! Farm fresh and delish—whoops!" Her face grew stern. "Hold back there, pardner, Ah got it—"

With a quick spin and an expert kick, she sent a sticklike object soaring into the stratosphere with a horrid noise.

"Dern snakes. Almost thought it was screamin' somethin'. Anyway, eat up—whatcha watin' for?"

Comments

[nemryn]

And then Fluttershy was Jesus.

[Midnightshadow]

glorious.

[Xepher]

Fiat bucks! (You know, instead of fiat lux.)

[Southpaw]

And the Universe did implode, Amen!

Brilliant connection and hilarious writing.

[Georg]

"Collect up a couple of 'em and I'll make us a genuine Knowledge of Good and Evil Apple Pie..."