Well, now that the ole account's back, I think it's best that I use it for good and not for evil this time. Over the past year I've been involved with another fun lil project, but I'll get to that in a bit. First off, my plans for fanfictions :).
Well yeah. A year after being banned and I'm back, it seems. And the truth is: I deserved it. I not only acted like a douchebag and got what was coming to me, but worst of all I let the people who I hoped to bring entertainment to down. The things I said and did were rotten, immature, stupid, and unnecessary, and for that I apologize to everyone who they affected, sincerely.
As a war against a mysterious foe rocks Northern Equestria, Ponyville begins to suffer from its fatigue, especially the friends of Twilight and Rainbow Dash, and everypony else who have been called to arms. Luckily, with surplus supply of cider and a bar in need of an owner... Applejack may just have a place for everypony to get away from life as they've come to know.
I've done this before.
Good advice.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
Bitch please, I be doin' dat erraday!![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
2. BBBBAAGGHJFHHFJDJDJDJDDJNDDHD!
This is relevant to my interests. Oh wait. Damn, drugs. Nevermind.
2. ????
3. Profit
That's a terrible idea. Does shitty things to your body. Try insane amounts of caffeine instead. All that'll do is make you pee a bunch.
No, bad Silent Bob, bad, no meth for you, go sit in the corner![:ajbemused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajbemused.png)
Nah, see what you want is the good stuff, roll with me, I'll hook you up.
Damnit. I don't have access to some hardcore drug, or watch Breaking Bad.
1374105 smoke weed everyday.