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Melkor


Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

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  • 517 weeks
    This is how I play Amnesia

    "No, Timmy can't come out to play. In fact, Timmy doesn't live here anymore, so you don't have to come back again. Ever."

    Maybe I'll play this one later, but for now, on to not so creepy games.

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  • 527 weeks
    Diablo III, so far it's meh.

    I played Diablo III, and it honestly looks like someone copied Path of Exile. Granted I haven't played any other Diablo game, so I don't know if it always played like that.

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  • 533 weeks
    Interested in P&P FoE? Here are some tools to help.

    I've had a lot of fun with my Fallout Equestria RPG, but I've run into bad character sheets that don't work right.
    Now you could always go with simple sheets with boxes and manually entered data, but I love working spreadsheets, so I've taken the Mad Modd's character sheet and heavily modified it for my own personal use.

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  • 544 weeks
    So inspirational. It brings a tear to my eye.

    In response to the Boston bombing back in april, and people getting offended when you talk about tragedies.

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  • 557 weeks
    Horrible movie idea, or best ever!:rainbowkiss:

    So I was bored this morning, and I thought "What would be the most ridiculous movie ever?" and I came up with this.
    Arnold Schwarzenegger the Terminator, is the President of the United States.
    He's the head of a force of Cyborg ninjas with jet packs, and their sole mission is to spread capitalism everywhere.

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Sep
3rd
2013

Horrible movie idea, or best ever!:rainbowkiss: · 9:47pm Sep 3rd, 2013

So I was bored this morning, and I thought "What would be the most ridiculous movie ever?" and I came up with this.
Arnold Schwarzenegger the Terminator, is the President of the United States.
He's the head of a force of Cyborg ninjas with jet packs, and their sole mission is to spread capitalism everywhere.
Their arch nemesis is Matt Damon, who is the leader of the Communist North Korea, and his army is made up of Mecha bears.
Arnold invades North Korea, and a reverse Red Dawn occurs.

There will be a sequel where After Arnold eventually wins, he tries to contact America, only to receive static as a response.
It turns out Canada, and Mexico join forces and take over mainland USA.
This movie will be about how Matt Damon, and Arnold Team up to take back their home country.
It is then revealed that Arnold is Matt Damon's father.
Matt's mother? R2D2.

In the prequel, it is revealed that R2 gave Arnold Borg STDs, transforming him into a Terminator.

I forgot a few details, but that pretty much sums up our brain storming session.
No, no I was not on drugs.:trollestia:
"The next sharknado" -Stiggerzz

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Comments ( 36 )

:rainbowderp: dude, you should realy consider a rehab. The drugs are going to kill you someday.

meh, i've heard worse

1326108
Rehab is for quitters.:trollestia:

1326112
What are you talking about?
This is a fantastic idea!:rainbowkiss:

1326117 huh maybe i just mean i heard of more ridiculous ideas before

1326119
That was the result of twenty five minutes trying to make something absolutely ridiculous.
Ten minutes were me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.:rainbowlaugh:
You had to have been there, it was hilarious.
Everyone around me was like :ajbemused: "Really?"
Very entertaining, I'll have to do it again tomorrow!:pinkiehappy:

1326124 that sounds a lot like something my friend Pedro would do. so how are you, and nice new pic.

1326132
I'm doing great actually!:pinkiehappy:
You like my Avatar? It's my OC Blue Flicker, I had it commissioned by Serenamidori.

1326141 that's great, and what do you mean by commissioned?

1326144
Commission = paying someone for work.
Basically I paid her a little money, (25$) and she drew that for me.
Worth it for me.

1326167 well, it does look great, also i got to go so seeya man

1326173
Okie Doke, have a nice day.:pinkiesmile:

I would literally figuratively kill a man for this movie to be made a thing.

1326249
"The best thing that will never happen."
The next generation of spoof movies will be based off this.:moustache:

1326249>>1326265 hey i'm back but i've decided to torture myself and play darksouls so yay i'm gonna get murdered a million times.:derpyderp1:

1326278
Never played it, apparently it's impossible to get through it without dying at least once.

1326290 yep that's what i heard as well also i figured out why lucky couldn't make it to the last session.

1326296
Why is that?

1326299 doctors appointment

1326308
Ah ok, that's legitimate.

1326322 yep. well at least we didn't do much last session, except open "the most valuable medicine box ever"

1326326
We are still in the middle of a giant fight, GM passed out, remember?

1326344 yep also i got to go bye

This is the kind of movie you watch as a guilty pleasure and nothing more.:applejackunsure:

1326431
It's so bad it would succeed as a comedy.

1326440
It'll be the next Sharknado

Better idea than some of the junk Hollywood is pumping out lately...

1326553
"Battleship!"
What the fuu...:ajbemused:
Why Hollywood... why?:fluttershysad:

1326559
From visionary director Michael... *turns off T.V. and goes outside to do something productive*

Wow, that's...meh. I've done more random things then that before. Like, fi I can try to recall them, since i've done many random thing sbefore. Whatever, that isn't the point, but still pretty decently random though. You've got a good random idea going. That, and for some odd reason, I wonder if something like that should be crossed over into an MLP fic. My god, that would be funny to see happebn, even if it isn't successful.

Also, you forgot to add the robot nazi zomebies with jetpacks that are in space and they take over the universe.:pinkiehappy:

Better Idea than Ghost Shark...

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