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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 11 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 263 views
  • 11 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 907 views
  • 11 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 204 views
  • 19 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,133 views
  • 117 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,943 views
Aug
16th
2013

Prepare. · 2:54am Aug 16th, 2013

So. That glorious guy known as Dunsparce changed his avatar to another's with the ever so awesome face of Bowser on it.

Like so:

Then, for the reason to actually explain it, he made a blog about it all.

Reading that, I made the following comment like so:

Oh.
Fuck.
Yes.
I cannot wait to see that story.
Also, my avatar had better be on that list.
~Skeeter The Lurker

To which he replied as such:

>> Skeeter The Lurker You bet your ass it is.

Later that day, he made a list, of allllll the users who'd be Bowerfiyed for his Era of Bowser Avatar's.

I'm on it. Just like he said. And I'm next.
If I read it right.

He even placed Bowser in my name:

Bowser The Lurker

... Well. Next week will be a fun one. I guarantee it.

Why?

I'll just let you ponder that one.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Report Skeeter The Lurker · 221 views ·
Comments ( 9 )

Bowsidar would be the best person ever.

I'm not sure how to react to this.

My first thought was: "I remember dunsparce from Pokemon Gold... it was the most worthless and forgettable pokemon ever conceived"

My second thought occured after seeing the picture of the new avatar for Dunsparce and went:
"Oh sweet merciful spaghetti what the hell is that?!"

thought three: "I should go get some spaghetti."

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Goooooooood.

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He's on the list.

1288071

Indeed.

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I'm hungry now.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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... Mommy, I'm on that weird part of the Internet again. :applecry:

I wonder if I'm on it...

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Look on his profile.

It's on the top left.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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