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Aug
9th
2013

Gah! · 8:05pm Aug 9th, 2013

Why does this fly keep attacking my face! I am a hygenic person!

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Comments ( 6 )

I bucking hate flies

Whenever flying pests come into my house and buzz all over the computer screen, I catch them and roll them around between my fingers so all their limbs are broken. Then I drop them into a pile on the floor that I'll clean up in winter, only to restart the process next year.

23 in the heap so far. 5 of which were electrocuted. 2 of which were impaled with their own severed legs.

War is hell.

Maybe you're flygenic too; did you ever consider that?

There's a simple solution to your problem.:eeyup: Find a friend, pour syrup on them, The fly will then attack your friend covered in syrup and it is now someone else's problem.:yay:

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