Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.
No, seriously. I tried to get on a day ago only to be rebuffed by my lack of accurate password knowledge. Given that I'd also changed the email to gibberish, I thought it was pretty damn certain I wouldn't be able to get back on here. Many tears were cried as I shrugged and went back to bickering at people about their sloppily metered poetry.
I’ve been reading through a lot of articles/advice on writing recently, and one recurring piece has stood out to me: that writers have a duty to finish their stories once started.
Fallout Equestria was released a few minutes later -- and is, in fact, the feed update. And then after that, Harpflank & Sweets updated. It has been a good day.
1169483 I just realized. This has to be Chrysalis, not Cadence. Think about it:
Ask for her ade, and you get something which purports to clear away headaches and restore energy but quickly leaves you in a spiraling cycle of exhaustion and dependence.
Nonsense. That vending machine is clearly Sweetie Bot.
HA! That's hilarious.
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Is she actually in the movie as well?
But Cadence isn't green...
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Nope. There is no human!Cadence in the movie. Just a conspicuously decorated vending machine.
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Shhhh... Just let it happen, man.
Though I, for one, am pretending the green's a reference to when Cadence was actually Chrysalis.
Why has my princess been reduced to this?
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So that she can legally sell Trixie crackers
I will take some consolation in the fact that "Vice Principal" outranks "Vending Machine."
Probably.
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I think the sad thing is that Cadence's design still outranks both human Princesses
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I just realized. This has to be Chrysalis, not Cadence. Think about it:
Ask for her ade, and you get something which purports to clear away headaches and restore energy but quickly leaves you in a spiraling cycle of exhaustion and dependence.
Then you get change.
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BbbBbut my headcanon
Accurate sounding explanation, though I'm more curious as to what item they've cast Shining Armor as.
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I think he was one of the lockers.
I notice that she vends bananas. Principal's orders?