So I guess it's my birthday or something. · 9:31pm May 14th, 2013
A quick thank you to all the folks who sent me greetings and birthday wishes today! Thanks so much for remembering me.
I wanted to spotlight a couple in particular. First, the incredibly prolific MS Luna of /mlp/ fame drew me this:
All sorts of thanks to Luna! Also, Canterlotbrony wrote this delightful little thing to commemorate the occasion:
Pony Service Announcement (PSA)
By CanterlotBrony
This story takes place just after the events of A Silver Sky. Silver Spoon and Sweetie Belle are sitting on two chairs on an empty stage. Sweetie Belle turns to the camera and starts to speak.
“Hello, everypony”, chimes Sweetie Belle. “My name is Sweetie Belle, you may know me from the story A Silver Sky, by HamGravy.
“Since its humble beginnings, the Tarnished Silver Series has gained a lot of recognition on the internet.
“Silver and I have had a lot of fun starring in this series, a lot of good times, a lot of laughs."
Sweetie then frowns and her tone turns serious. “But to be honest, foal sexual abuse is no laughing matter! Do you know as many as one in twelve foals in Equestria are victims of sexual abuse? That number is staggering, and it is growing every day."
Silver nods and adds, “Whether the causes are crazy pedophilic older sisters, insane cults lead by rich billionaires, or sun deities with confusing cosmological theories regarding balance and harmony, foal sexual abuse is a bigger problem today than ever before in Equestria’s history."
Sweetie Belle continues, “So after you finish reading A Silver Sky: Four Little Ponies, please consider donating to the HamGravy Home for Foals Escaping Abuse (HGHFEA)."
Silver concludes, “For every ten bits you donate you can save a foal who would otherwise have to lick gross stuff off dildos or become Periwinkle Dream’s Pet. So please donate now, save a foal”.
This message is brought to you by The HamGravy Home for Foals Escaping Abuse: preventing sexual abuse one foal at a time.
I think we've learned a lot here.
Anyway, thanks go out to Canterlotbrony, MS Luna, and everyone else who sent me birthday wishes. You guys are awesome.
See you Thursday evening!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday (if celestia gets her cunt punted by twilight, that is :v) :v
You don't know me, but happy birthday!
Oh wow it's your Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Coincidently it's mine on Thursday, so thanks in advance for the awesome story update ;)
Yay! Happy Birthday to our favorite poni abuse fic author!
Happy Birthday Hamgravy!
Festive Anniversary of Leaving the Womb!
Happy Birthday!
OMG! I didn't know it was your birthday, or else I might have prepared something!
Have a happy birthday anyway
Happy Birthday! ^-^
Happy birthday you cliffhanger spamming monster.
Happy birthday Ham! Here are some free Rarities
#bitchimFABULOUS
Also multiple Rarities. You know what that means for Sweetie.
Sweetie: 5 OF THEM.....DAMMIT...
I may be a day late but happy birthday!
Happy (belated) Birthday!