How to: Save your ass when emailing a research paper you didn't do. · 4:00am Apr 19th, 2013
Have you been procrastinating on writing a paper because you were too busy playing Bioshock Infinite?
Watching and re-watching episodes of poni/(insert random show name here) and Doctor Who?
Doing things that you definitely weren't supposed to?
Damn right, you were.
Alright, sit down and buckle up or some shit, because I'm going to teach you a lesson that will spare you when you're out of time (or you just need to buy more time).
Pfffft, and my parents say Tumblr is an unreasonable waste of my time. I'm pretty sure I learned more from Tumblr than my years of school and counting.
Take that, high school/ghetto prison for apes and weed addicts/I don't even know what's going on half the time.
Alright guys, I wish you the best of luck in your "assignments". 
Class dismissed. You may now resume your habitual procrastinating routine.
Yeaaaaaah, buddy.
-- Han.
Sorry not sorry about the cursing, but I'm in too foul of a mood to really care about this.
Hannah... you just saved me a lot of time.
You get a hug.
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... Fucking.
Genius.
Nice, I have seen a few similar tricks, but this one is easier to remember. I'll have to keep it in mind.
Hmm if only I were in college still.
just an additional hint, fill the file with random stuff to fluff up the file size so that the smarter of teachers will look at the file size and see it's about the size it should be and not smaller than what it's supposed to really be
Y'know, ironically enough, Bioshock Infinite was almost the reason I waited until the last minute to turn in my response paper this week. (That and a good helping of Mob of the Dead... God, I fucking love the blunder-gat!) So, relatable post is relatable.
I wish that this would have worked with my papers. They had to be hard copies though...
Either way, this is most definitely useful if you use the lorem() thingy to put massive amounts of text before just obliterating the file with random deletion.
I'm going to build a shrine in your honor now.
And procrastinate on everything.
Unfortunately, I need hard copies, but the moment i don't...
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Brilliant!
OMG I totallly have to do that next semester!