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hannahs98


American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu

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  • 514 weeks
    WHAT TO HECK IS A SWEET 16

    Howdy all you hooligans, visitors, loyal followers, passerbyers!

    Finally, I can smell the sweet 16 in the air, and let me tell you, it smells like sweaty teenagers who are lusting for pizza and sex. Today, I become one of them. HOOAH!

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    17 comments · 684 views
  • 551 weeks
    It's finally time!

    [pointless blog]
    [waste of your time]

    Do you guys know what day it is today?

    September 1st.

    But not just September the 1st. Also,

    S e p t e m b e r m o t h e r f u c k i n g f i r s t.

    ¿¡¿¡¡¡¿¡¡¿¿¿ ʇsɹıɟ ɹǝqɯǝʇdǝs ʇnoqɐ ןɐıɔǝds os s,ʇɐɥʍ ʇnq

    Guys. Guys. Guys.

    Today is the day we go back to the promised land.

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    20 comments · 495 views
  • 553 weeks
    A List of Pet Peeves (starring David Ten-inch) - a result of boredom

    Hm, perhaps the title was a bit misleading. I absolutely do, in fact, love him to pieces.

    Is there a point to this blog?

    The answer is simple. Hell no. (When do my blogs ever having points to them anyways?)

    But I will provide a list of my pet peeves for future reference.

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    28 comments · 810 views
  • 557 weeks
    SDCC mlp season 4 early sneak preview!

    Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers

    Check it! :pinkiehappy:

    Oh man, I'm hella excited for this. It's going to be great!

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    5 comments · 566 views
  • 570 weeks
    How to: Save your ass when emailing a research paper you didn't do.

    Have you been procrastinating on writing a paper because you were too busy playing Bioshock Infinite?

    Watching and re-watching episodes of poni/(insert random show name here) and Doctor Who?

    Doing things that you definitely weren't supposed to?

    Damn right, you were.

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    18 comments · 647 views
Aug
21st
2013

A List of Pet Peeves (starring David Ten-inch) - a result of boredom · 4:04am Aug 21st, 2013

Hm, perhaps the title was a bit misleading. I absolutely do, in fact, love him to pieces.

Is there a point to this blog?

The answer is simple. Hell no. (When do my blogs ever having points to them anyways?)

But I will provide a list of my pet peeves for future reference.

*clears throat* Let's begin, since we're too far deep without sanity to ever go back. Plus the fact that I'm too lazy to erase what I have already typed up.


1. British actors and actresses. They constantly ruin my life on a daily basis because of the amount of perfection. Take, for example, Emma Watson and Benedict Cumberbatch?

1.5. American actors and actresses. Damn you, Chris Pine and Zoe Saldana specifically.

2. Dear car manufacturers, for the love of god, get a grip and invent a comfortable sleeping position for journeys that last between 10 minutes and five hours! ...Christ.

3. Babies. And little kids. And just people in general. (oops)

4. Steven Moffat. It's a love-hate relationship, don't question it.

5. The fact that there is no comfortable reading position.




...in which he shows us the proper way to read them.

6. Not having enough food. Simple.

7. Not having enough hours in a single day to sleep (despite the fact that I stay up just to be on social media).

8. Not having enough hours in a single day to use social media. Tumblr knows what's up.

9. Not having enough tv show episodes to watch.

10. Not living in England/anywhere in the UK and having a hella amazing accent.

11. Females. Please stop reminding me that a woman's sexuality is a moving target no matter how "straight" she is. I mean, for god's sakes, I don't even understand them and I'm a female myself.

12. Males (esp. actors, dancers, artists). Please stop making me sexually frustrated.

13. Bugs. Specifically, spiders. I can guarantee you that if you agree to killing bugs for me, love food & watch the same tv shows as me, I will probably marry you on the spot. I promise.

14. Waiting. Waiting for more food to magically appear in the fridge... without having to lower my standards. Waiting for more tv shows to come to Netflix Instant. Waiting for tv shows to produce more seasons. Waiting to meet all of the British actors and actresses I'm dying to meet. Waiting to have enough hours in a day, to understand females, to have a comfortable reading position & sleeping position. Waiting to grow up.

And finally, 15. Patience. pa·tience [pey-shuhns], noun. Something that I will never have enough of.


Was this blog symbolic enough?

There's still no point in all of this, other than giving you the ability to use all of these against me. And the fact that I wanted to use the gifs of Tennant trying to find a comfortable reading position, 'cause I can relate to that shit.

And now I must go check the pantry again. I've been hoping that a jar of Nutella would have secretly appeared during the time it took me to write this post for you guys.

- H

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Comments ( 28 )

I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic hatreds.

Well, that was pretty enjoyable to read. So, how are you doing on this fine Tuesday night?

1298507 haha Thank you! :twilightsmile:

You can probably tell I'm unusually bored when I begin to ramble in blog posts. :raritywink: Other than that, I'd say pretty good!

...given the fact that I procrastinated studying for driver's ed and chose to write this instead. :twilightsheepish:

It's been a while since you've made a blog.:twilightsmile:

Well, this was pretty funny. There are a couple of reading positions that I find to be comfortable for reading over long periods of time. specifically, laying down and very occasionally, sitting. This depends on what I'm reading though. Fanfictions are awesome because the only thing you have to hold is the mouse, a device that should already have imprinted in your hand. but reading an actual book? Laying down is always the way to go.

Also, you should probably change your small bio. Season three is already out.

3. Babies. And little kids.
agreed

5. The fact that there is no comfortable reading position.
Nigga, please...I always read in comfort. It's called a 'beanbag' or a 'hammock'

14. Waiting.
yes.......

13. Bugs.
Do not mind them, but if they think they can crash in my house, they're in trouble.....

9. Not having enough tv show episodes to watch.
I have this first world problem as well....

EDIT: also, I think your mini-bio is out of date....

Comment posted by Black Rock Shooter deleted Aug 21st, 2013

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Driver's ed? That was easy. You shouldn't need to study much at all for that. Now, forgive me if you get asked this thousands of times, because I swear I already know this, but you're Cloppy's sister, right?

Comment posted by hannahs98 deleted Aug 21st, 2013

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:facehoof: I feel like the biggest idiot on the face of the planet right now. I was believing that you two really were sisters because the two of you have very similar blog styles. That is; total randomness and extremely entertaining. Also, the love of David Tenant is just icing on the cake.

1298512 Ah, yes. I finally decided to be (somewhat) productive. :ajsmug: 5 points to Hannah whoop~

1298514 hahah thank you! :yay: Wait wait what do I have to update in my bio? I've been looking for the past 5 minutes :rainbowlaugh:

1298527 Oh, no no no, sorry :twilightblush: You must be confused for when she wrote that birthday blog for me in exchange for me drawing her stuff, because we have really close birthdays.

1298542 Hey, don't. It's okay. And yeah, haha I guess I just learn from the best! She's the one that actually got me hooked onto Doctor Who when I was reluctant to start watching, so kudos to her!

FiMFic user 'applebloople' is Clopple's real biological sister.

But Twi's pretty bad-ass. I just call myself her "internet sister", because we cool like that, although she does kinda feel like one to me. #only child status :pinkiesad2:

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:rainbowhuh: Okay then...that was odd. You and me both with that status. Lonely as all heck.

No no, nothing in your large bio that you access from the user page, I'm talking about the small bio that pops up under your name in the top right. It says, "I can't wait for season three!"
which is quite incorrect, seeing as the season three finale happened months ago. But you already knew that.

1298554 Fixed! Damn, I never even noticed that! :rainbowhuh: lol it took me a good five minutes to figure out how to fix it, but I think this will be a more permanent short bio. :twilightsmile:

Your love for food is no match for mine .-.

1298570 i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn275/gnistdk/Fry_squint.gif

[music that always plays before cowboys fight plays in the background]

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That said, once I'm done writing... or trying in the least... (oh boy, here comes my procrastination wave *splash* aaaaaauuuuggghhh) I still have to go through the edits.
So I agree with you that THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A COMFORTABLE READING POSITION! :trollestia:

1298572 *spits out haystraw while tumbleweed rolls by*

12. Males (esp. actors, dancers, artists). Please stop making me sexually frustrated.

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I'm sorely tempted to find a bunch if spider gifs

1. Yup.
2. Yeah.
3. Yes.
4. Indeed.
5. Si.
7. Exactly.
8. Exactly*2
9. Exact opposite problem. I have too much TV to watch and not enough time to watch it.
10. Undoubtedly.
13. FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, AGREED.
15. True.

Oh, on a slightly unrelated Doctor Who note, I actually got my parents into it. We're nearing the end of series two.

Yo, in BoB, Major Dick Winters is actually a British actor, but he was such a good actor, he could portray an American dialect almost perfectly, throughout the whole movie without dropping the act. He's a pretty cool actor... Damian Lewis. Pretty damn cool :P

I can guarantee you that if you agree to killing bugs for me, love food & watch the same tv shows as me, I will probably marry you on the spot.

I'll Kill Bugs for you, I love Food, and I watch MLP just like you do since your on here.

When's the wedding darling?

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