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390 weeks
BROTHERS! SISTERS! PEOPLE OF OTHER GENDER PERSUASIONS! ANIMALS WITH ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO SOMEHOW USE THE INTERNET! ...hi.

*Enters the room, swaying his hips, slowly taking off his shirt and throwing it to the other side of the room. He looks straight at you with a smokey gaze.*
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509 weeks
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

-Glassed
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509 weeks
Just popping back in to say 'Hi'.

And now my computer is finally fixed. Apparently hadn't been able to update properly in about six months.
No wonder it had more issues than a hormonal pregnant teen!
Had to reinstall the OS though... now to get everything back together in working order.
Although...
Conversation over the phone:
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540 weeks
Someone who hasn't watched Bleach in ages (yours truly), tries to explain the show to someone who dropped it like a hot potato back in season 4

[01:49:36] Kasper (Glassed): 'The man that was so nice and bright that sunlight practically shone up his ass?'
That's one of the best lines I have ever heard.
[01:50:04] Mentis (Ben): Where is that one coming from?
[01:50:13] Kasper (Glassed): Eh, it's a Bleach fic.
[01:50:19] Mentis (Ben): BLEACH
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551 weeks
Topics galore!

Hey there people. I’ve been gone for a while and I thought to myself ‘Why not say hello to everyone?’ And hey, I’m here… so I suppose that I’m still able to convince myself to act upon my fleeting sanity without questioning the fact that I argue with the floor on an hourly basis.
Good times.
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Apr

17th

2013

Me and comedy · 11:01pm Apr 17th, 2013

For optimal effect; read this in an Italian mobster voice. It's amazing.

So people eh, they tell me "You Glassed, you always go for the low-hanging fruit when ya make jokes. Why don't you do better?"

So, I tell'm, "Yeah, I go for thos low fruit... because it's the top fruit the birds shit on. You can call it a delicacy all ya want, but it doesn't change the fact it's covered in shit, now does't?"

-Glassed

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