BROTHERS! SISTERS! PEOPLE OF OTHER GENDER PERSUASIONS! ANIMALS WITH ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO SOMEHOW USE THE INTERNET! ...hi. · 6:52pm Dec 5th, 2016
*Enters the room, swaying his hips, slowly taking off his shirt and throwing it to the other side of the room. He looks straight at you with a smokey gaze.*
Hello babe. What are-YO! THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT FORUM! H-h-h-eeeey g-guys! The hell are you people doing he-well of course you'd be here. I mean, pft, why wouldn't you? This is a great place to be. You like this place. This place is your place. Not any other place. This place. You...
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play the fucking intro already.... what do you mean it's dusty? Yeah it's been two years... yes I know I can't expect things to run smoothly after so much inaction, but look at what happened alrea-it's working? Great! Roll it!
So! Let's take a look back at what's happened since we last talked, which was about 101 weeks and some change.
- A primate was put down after a mother used her child for a rendition of the Lion King, and absolutely everyone lost their collective shit. Hands were raised, the internet had a meltdown and dicks were taken out of confinement for the poor ape.
- Britain decided to strap on rockets to their feet and flew off to parts unknown, in search for national freedom, leaving EU behind like a deceased animal. And in the famous words of author, comic radio dramatist, and musician, Douglas Adams:
"This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Two guys jokingly decides to put Donald Trump up for presidency, and somehow Trump ends up in the white house, having body slammed, beaten and shaved every other politician in his path, like he did Vince McMahon in Wrestlemania XXIII.
- 2016 is officially declared worst year of ever by the internet.
...Sounds like you guys had a jolly good time while I was gone!
Alright though, real talk for a moment. I haven't been online in two years and it might not come as a surprise; I kinda dropped MLP:FiM like a hot potato after season 3. Just went away for a week and never felt the need to return. I'm just kinda out of the phase, ya know? Further, it shouldn't surprise that many of you that I'm probably not returning to my stories any time soon. I'm still writing a bit, but I'm staying in anime territory at the moment.
I just logged in to finally give an explanation to 'why?'
...that and iloveportalz0r told me he sent me a notification and dangled it in front of me like a tasty treat. I was tempted by sin to come here and dammit if I'm not throwing that guy under the proverbial bus!
Stay classy... pft, yeah right!
- Glassed
"I know words. I have the best words."
Remember this old classic?
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Oh hey, that thing. First posting. Haven't seen that in a while.