Apr
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Allergies are fun! · 9:55pm Apr 1st, 2013
Was gonna write today. Was gonna read some people's stuff and edit today.
I barely got outa bed today. I hope tomorrow is more productive.
Also, what's the safe limit for cough syrup? The little man outside my window keeps telling me to drink another bottle, but I don't know if I trust him - he isn't wearing any pants. And I think he stole one of my pillows.
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In hopes to lighten up your day though, the ch.8 reading is uploading to YouTube right now. Should be up in roughly two hours
*Looks at date* I'm not sure whether to laugh or be deeply concerned, so I'll do both:
I hope you feel better...
...And I think you've had enough cough syrup. That gnome infestation sounds too serious to waste money on anything other than an exterminator!
Honey bee syrup always does the trick for me when I'm coughing
Pfft, drink as much as you want. Over the counter cough syrup won't kill you. You might start seeing more naked midgets outside the window, though. That's probably when you should stop.
He's watching me as we speak. Help meeeeeeee....
Do you have a Beer stein handy? That's your new measuring cup.
The little naked man is your friend.
Come on, trust a Goldmember
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Yummmmm...
970752 Just plug your nose and chug.
Set backs everywhere... neither of us got anything done saturday either. That got weird when it got late
. Anyways, hope you feel better. I probably wouldn't do too much cough syrup
When you start being able to taste color, you might want to dial it back a smidgen.
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Also, why is there a gold bar by my name? What did I do? Am I hallucinating it?
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When I robo-trip, it's more like this:
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Things always get weird around me.
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I was taught not to trust the advice of anyone whose penis was on display.
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Naw, it's alright. Jeff is pretty cool.
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Bees, eh?
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I have a gun. I'll solve the problem myself!
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Yay! Gonna go to bed early and listen to it.
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I know what you're thinking, honey bee syrup is scientifically proven that its more effective if taken right out of the honey comb
971784 If you try to get him, but he seems to have multiplied, I recommend going for the one on the left.
His left. And if it takes more than five seconds to figure out which one that is, I advise that you put down the cough syrup and the gun, and leave extermination to the professionals.
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It's not Jeff I'm worried about, it's His friend Allen... Let's just say if you get blackout drunk around him, you'll be sore in the morning.
971859 Oh, I actually found a place to get honey from local honey-farms, and the bees eat the wildflowers around this area. It's not only tasty, it helps prevent allergies because the pollens of the stuff you 'might' develop allergies to are in it, so it builds immunity (or something like that.)
Also, I learned that a clear, golden-yellow honey is bad. It should look cloudy and dark, and if it's the real good fresh stuff, you'd be able to see bits of pollen and stuff in it. The stuff in super-markets is super-purified and filtered, and (like any processed food) loses most of the nutrients.
So, swallow as much honey as you can!
(p.s. I don't know why I'm so excited about organic honey, but it sure is tasty!)
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It'll be gone by tomorrow. It's an april fools thing. Everyone see's them differently. I see myself with one but some others don't and you don't have one from my view. They don't do anything.