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Benman


Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

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  • 218 weeks
    Fragments From The Archives

    Hey folks! It’s been a while. I hope everyone’s doing well over here.

    I was going through some old files, and I found a bunch of unfinished stories I was working on, way back when. I’ve posted three of them in my scrapfile for whoever's interested.

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  • 507 weeks
    I Am Technically Not Dead

    So, new story. My first since 2013, actually. It might be my last.

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  • 531 weeks
    Unlikely Crossovers: Royal Canterlot Library Edition

    “An Imaginative Performance” Or “Expectations”: Apple Bloom has the lead role in her school play, and her performance will be perfect. No matter what.

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  • 541 weeks
    New Holiday Story: Where The Heart Is

    I've posted a new story about going home for the holidays. You won't see it in your feed, because the mods in their infinite wisdom have decreed that sufficiently short stories aren't actually stories, so this blog is to let you know that it's available in my

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  • 543 weeks
    Help Me, And Win A Free Commission

    Thanks to Chris, I've been thinking about writing style recently. What is a style? Do I have one? Do I have more than one? How can I tell? “Thinking really hard about these questions” doesn't seem like a good way to get answers, since my most common problem as a writer is that I don't communicate the ideas I mean to communicate.

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Mar
13th
2013

It Seems I Have Driven A Man To Madness · 5:58am Mar 13th, 2013

Oops. I would like to apologize for my part in this.

I am feeling a curious mixture of shame and pride, right now.

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Comments ( 2 )

My muse informs me that 1d4 SAN loss is like snapping your jaws closed around the pretty bubble that blew through the air to you from the bubble wand. It tastes of soap.

Google Image Search, contrarily, informs me that this is what 1d4 SAN loss looks like:
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THIS MEANS SOMETHING.

also seriously i'd love to know what you think of fugue state's new ending and if you want to do that and also have me continue to descend into gibbering lunacy that would be pretty ok too

I do believe congratulations are in order. But yes, that's a rather typical reaction the first time. As you do it more often, the shame becomes less prominent.

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