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neutralmilk


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  • 375 weeks
    Five Long Years...

    Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how

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  • 517 weeks
    Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

    That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

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    6 comments · 600 views
  • 540 weeks
    Here's your Christmas present, peoples

    Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.

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  • 541 weeks
    Need a pre-reader for a new story

    All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.

    I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.

    So lemme know!
    -neutralmilk

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  • 543 weeks
    EVERYBODY! QUICK!

    I have a story. Yup. Nice.
    Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
    PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.

    Looks like there's going to be some...
    NEW-tralmilk.

    Ouch.

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Mar
1st
2013

Happy Derpy Day to All! · 10:26pm Mar 1st, 2013

Ah yes, March 1st. A day fro bronies like no other.

Derpy Day: AKA Operation Indiscriminate Friendship.

Oh my, it's been a whole year since my last attempt to celebrate Derpy Day by running around my campus handing muffins and cupcakes to anyone who wanted one. Boy was that a massive mistake. Apparently people get suspicious when some random dude tries giving you piles of chocolate chip muffins. Assholes.

Anyway, I would love to wish you all a great day, and remind you to be as indiscriminately friendly as humanly possible, if just for this day alone. As a reward/ gift, I'll even post the link to my new story a whole day before release! The Life You're Given
Feel free to like, fave, and comment on it as you wish!

With all this in mind, I'd also like to announce that this Trotting Dead chapter will be separated into two parts, so you should expect part one relatively soon! I'd love to post a preview, but the introduction is far different from anything I've done with the story so I don't want to give it away... But let's just say there will be new characters involved, and a whole new scenery in a chapter or two.

With that, expect pony in the future. LOTS o pony. Too much pony to be exact. updates for every possible thing are under works and several new stories are still amost ready for postification.

So yes, I am still alive. Yes, I am still writing. And yes, my blogs are still the worst ones on the site.

God it's good to be back.

NEW STORY: The Life You're Given

Til tomorrow,
-neutralmilk

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Comments ( 9 )

POT MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE!

Yes! I love Derpy day!

Happy Derpy Day!
Sadly, I forgot to buy muffins for today. Y_Y

878502 smoke weed erryday :pinkiesick:
878506 Me too, bro. Me too! :pinkiehappy: Best day of the year!

I am ashamed, for I have forgotten the day of the Great Derpy.
Forgive me for I have sinned.:fluttercry:

878789 Their their its ok, *pulls out a muffin* Here have a muffin it will help you feel better :twilightsmile:

878789 FORGIVENESS IS YOURS. Have an internet muffin and a hug
:pinkiesmile:

878964>>878860 I feel so loved here on the internet! Thanks for the muffins, brohooves all around!! /)

879512 (\ I still have more to go around if you ever want them ^-^

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