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JasonTheHuman


I type stories using my hands

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  • 520 weeks
    TrotCon, Moonlight, and how to write professional speedfics

    First off, I wanted to thank everyone who read and commented on Moonlight. It's definitely my favorite story I've written yet, and it was great to see it get such a positive reception. As far as a sequel goes, I have no plans at the moment, but I might revisit it later for a short story or oneshot. The dream setting opens up a lot of possibilities, and that made it a really fun story to

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    9 comments · 2,325 views
  • 565 weeks
    I will never sleep

    Looks like I'm starting another fairly long multi-part story against my better judgement. I know exactly what I'm getting myself into. I will probably regret this in a few months.

    Anyway, it's based on an idea I've been working on for a few months. I'll try to post chapters on a fairly regular schedule, unless life gets in the way.

    Stay tuned for terrible things happening to Scootaloo.

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    8 comments · 1,954 views
  • 574 weeks
    TrotCon!

    I'm going to be at Trotcon in Columbus, OH this weekend. I'll be doing two panels, "Fanfiction Discussion Panel" and "How and How Not to Write Great Fanfiction," from 5:30-8:30 PM on Saturday, June 15, along with milesprower06, ROBcakeran53, and

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    15 comments · 1,191 views
  • 594 weeks
    Weekly Writer's Workshop

    I'll be doing an interview at 3 PM (EST) today on the Weekly Writer's Workshop with Golden Vision. We'll be talking about that one story I wrote that a lot of people read, as well as tips for aspiring writers. It's the perfect thing to listen to if you're trying to write a story, but don't want to actually work on it, so you're

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    13 comments · 1,750 views
  • 599 weeks
    A Cutie Mark Crusaders Christmas!!

    I guess that "A Cutie Mark Crusaders Hearth's Warming Eve" would be more accurate, but it doesn't have the catchy alliteration.

    I just finished a new story and submitted it, so it should be up on the site pretty soon!

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Feb
27th
2012

Ponies at McDonald's · 1:39pm Feb 27th, 2012

Ha, ponies at McDonald's. That's just such a ridiculous concept. I mean, as if that would ever happen... What? Next month?

...Oh.

Considering this chapter has been planned from the start (this exact scene was on my mind when Lyra talked to Pinkie in Chapter 4), the timing could not have been better.

I swear I am not accepting money from advertisers.

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Comments ( 9 )

Clearly, you need to start accepting money from advertisers, because you're already a subliminal operative!

I'm on to you, sir!

Yeah, I don't know where i was going with this.

Well, I don't know about the whole "money" thing, but I do know that this chapter was hilarious. Oh Lyra, you're being weird and you don't even realize it. Still waiting for when she discovers MLP and Bronies... Oh boy. :facehoof:

lol, good timing

remind me what happened in chapter 4. Did pinkie reference these toys in some way?

remind me what happened in chapter 4. Did pinkie reference these toys in some way?

I could imagine the concept of a Clerk-esque type of fanfic where the Mane 6 works at a resturant. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Jason: "I swear I am not accepting money from advertisers." :facehoof:
McDonalds: "SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY!" :flutterrage:

lawl, but seriously. what obscure timing. :derpytongue2:

Wow... I am suddenly hungry for McDonald's.
People be starin' at me and my rainbow dash toy. :rainbowlaugh:

That's not that odd. Now if McDonalds had Lyra as part of that set...

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