sex with ponies · 4:39pm May 13th
did you ever want to fuck pponies
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i neverreally wanted to fuck horses or anything weird like that. like a normal person all i really wanted was to see them die screaming in agony, i always distanced myself those WEIRD SICkos that wanted to put theiR DICks in them but honestly ive been coming around
it kind of just depends on the descriptions and physics lfo it like youcant think of this like a real horse it makes it kind of possible if u think of it kinda like they r mythical beings that dont feel likeannything you have felt before so its more like fucking a fairy or some thing
fairyfuck ing is pretty awesome also since your dick probably splits them in half
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my friend wrote a pretty nice one recently and its kind of helping me start to see the appeal. it helps that ist one of the dumb fuckni flower girl ponies they have that kind of personality that transcends form and is just incredibly begging for it in any capacity
by the way you m ight fimd this funny when i was prompting for the above imgae i got this one that looks pretty okay except for the part where the text "best chuck" appears so please enjoy chuck it seems this flowery bimbo thinks you are indeed the best version of yourself whoever you are
Thanks for the plug, I also wanna see Photo Finish getting murderized while screaming. Fuck photo Finish (not sexually)
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:P you madmare! I had to parody
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sex with ponies
did you ever want to fuck pponies?
I did not...
I wanted them to die instead
But then, I thought...
They are not only distantly like real horses
And are a bit like fairies
Who would die due to sex
This is why you should read my friend's fiction!
It is all about a cute thing
It may look like a pony
But it is still dtf
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i dont know what this is but it sounds like youre trying to out-shitpost me and im scared
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if it inspires a parody, it was good shitpost :3
Imagine NOT wanting to fuck a pony, lads
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Honestly. Yes.
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Well, I guess now I HAVE to do it. If TWO people want it >.>
To be honest, Photo Finish isn't a character I care too much about in either direction, she's somewhat unremarkable - the request comes off somewhat the same as "can you do a story where prince rutherford dies" - but fuck it, I'll give it a shot
at least theres a pretty obvious title
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Honestly that's the very reason why I would like to see her die.