May
12th
2024
Happy Mother's Day · 8:56pm May 12th
It's Mother's Day. Call your mom.
Call your mom. Have a séance if you must. Tell her you love her. Unless you don't.
Maybe bring her some flowers. Maybe a bottle of wine. Or two.
Get a little tipsy. A little handsy. Be sure to compliment her thong.
'Accidentally' forget the condom. "It's okay, Mom. It's a special occasion."
... or just admit that you think your mom is ugly.
Anyways, I wrote a thing.
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But my mom is happily married!
And yet stories like this is very popular
Heh. Now that's a quality pitch.
... A happy day to those who deserve to be called such and may they that do not soon be nothing more then a bad dream in the night.
And with that, back to irreverance
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Coward.
Bust a fat nut into her panties.
Put them back in her drawer.
Magically get a new sibling.
My mother is bucking ugly, inside and out.
....Her ex that died a few years ago ended up liking me better than her in his final few years (apparently, liking men old enough to be your father could be hereditary...but I digress...)
She also misgenders and deadnames me whenever I bother to talk to her, deadnames my brother as well, and believes she has the right to liberally use the n-word cuz she has black kids (she's an overweight white woman. She's literally using the "she's had black in her" argument...on herself. And used the company she kept as an excuse to do so before that.)
She went ahead and wished herself a Happy Mothers' Day in my inbox because I forgot to reblock her....
Sorry for the vent. I hate Mothers'/Fathers' Day for obvious reasons.
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Cuck your mother's spouse.
Normally, this would be a nice little reminder, and a bit sweet.
Coming from you... Shit, man. Things just got weird.
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That was the joke.