Make Your Mark - Chapter 6: Secret of Starlight (my commentary)

Glimmy? Is this the episode about Glimmy?

A Portal opens again for no reason.

Stars? So they're on the opposite side of the planet?

So, together tree doesn't just connect to other trees, it can just teleport you wherever?

Misty makes it about herself again. Obviously.

"I've never been in snow before." Yeah, I imagine living on top of molten lava would do that to you.

Izzy is the only one who can't walk.

Sparky tried to make an angel. He made a demon instead.

"This way!" Zipp says without showing the way.

"Why would anypony abandon a fabulous place like this?" - Err, maybe because there's just snow everywhere?

"We've got your back, Misty." They all go in front of her because nopony really cares about Misty's back.

Man that mare is fat. Pipp, is that you?

"There's nopony here that's watching." While everypony watches.

They saw Misty and panicked. Can't blame them.

Why does Sunburst look like a mare? Is this a genderswap clopfic I'm watching?

Roarcorns? Like unicorns, but they roar?

"Another one!" Izzy smashes the cup like the gods of old.

"We've got some time to hang." - Izzy, don't joke about suicide.

Hitch can't resist his harem.

Izzy tries to hold on to Sunny, but cuts off her forelegs with her ice skates instead.

So, instead of talking, they do random shit. Good thing they aren't under time pressure. Oh, wait...

That's not like any aurora I've seen...

Auroracorn magic? Oh, they're aurora-corns. They don't roar. They... watch aurora?

Lampposts. And that's how Equestria was made.

Go to sleep? Makes sense since it's in the middle of the night.

"Look how small it is," Misty says while looking between Hitch's legs.

"We'll get stuck here, Sunny." "It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make on your behalf. Maybe then you'll know what it feels like to be an orphan."

So Comet/Sunburst isn't a mare after all. Could have fooled me.

"Maybe if we go closer to danger..." - Sunny, wasn't letting everypony get stuck here enough? Do you have to kill them on top of that?

Alura seems like a decent person. Everypony is having fun thanks to her.

"If we get them away, the spell will break," Sunny speaks out of her ass.

Alura possesses the charm, so she's the leader. Those are the rules and she obeyed them. So, what's the problem?

Alura wants to create a portal to Earth? Yay! New friend. Never had one of those...

Sunny is so not like Opaline. So, the plan is for Sunny to gain more power by getting that charm.

"She forces us to be happy. That's how evil she is!"

"I'll create something out of nothing." - Izzy, are you God?

Earplugs? How has nopony thought of that?

Alura doesn't give a shit about Alicorns.

Alura organizes an orgy. I love where this is going.

So, walking on healing snow doesn't work? You have to smear it on somepony?

Let's beat her. With happiness...

"I want out of this realm!" - Don't we all, Alura? Don't we all...

So, if Violet Frost wasn't the leader before Alura, who was?

Hope, Confidence, Courage, Empathy, Kindness, Creativity. Apparently, we have a new set of Elements of Harmony.

Mane 5 destroy the charm. So helpful.

So, if the ponies would have just made the portal for Alura, she would have gone away and everything would have been solved by itself.

Violet Frost chooses to get stuck with Alura. I bet they'll have a fun time together.

Sunny tries to walk through the portal, but because it's above the ground, all her hooves get cut off and stay behind.

Alura has a telepathic brother?

And they all let Alura just invade Equestria? It's a good thing they have magic snow. Oh, wait, they don't have that... I guess they're screwed.

Comet is already regretting coming with these crazy ponies.

Lesson of the day: If you find imprisoned tyrant, set her free.