Make Your Mark - Chapter 4: Cutie Blossom Bash · 10:01pm Nov 7th, 2023
Cutie Blossom Bash? Oh, at least Misty won't be in that one.
Oh, crap, it's Misty again.
After all that, they still hang out with her? Damn plot armor!
Cutie bashing is actually cutie-honoring. Go figure...
Misty almost killed ponies without breaking a sweat and now she's worrying about crowds? Come on, Misty, you're a literal killer, you can do this.
No, Misty, you didn't jinx it by saying it. You jinxed it by existing.
Good thing they brought Misty along so she can't kill Sparky again. Not sure why they didn't tie her up, though.
Sunny got her cutie mark representing magic by doing nothing magical at all.
Zipp was crunching numbers before she knew what numbers were.
Everypony could see that the royal family couldn't fly, but then they all just forgot about it before the movie.
And when Pipp got inspired by flying, she also fl... Oh, never mind. She just made some noises.
Wait, what did the Queen just do to the Cloudpuff dog? I thought she loved the thing.
Hitch ditched his friends. Yup, there's a cutie mark for that. Ditcher of friends.
Izzy invented an infinite teapot. The first SCP.
So, Every pony tribe had the exact same tradition of Cutie Blossom Bash even though they weren't in contact with each other for centuries? Something doesn't compute here.
"It's all so new, being around ponies and not trying to kill them. Maybe I'll be less nervous if I try to kill you all again."
If it rains, everything will be ruined. So, pegassi still haven't learned how to move clouds? Even Scootalloo could do it, and she was a cripple.
"We'll solve it even though we have no idea how."
"Great? I've never been great. I always only sucked."
They're trying all the colors but nothing works because Misty's mane just sucks so bad.
"I'm just worried about Opaline. I hope she destroys the world even without my help."
Gertrude? Who is that and why does she have a male name?
Opaline teaches nonsense to her daughters. That explains so much.
Ponies stop sucking when they're just foals. Misty, however, never stopped sucking.
So the solution to rain is... umbrellas? Or, you could just move the clouds, you know?
It turns out that everypony knows that Misty's first cutie mark was fake.
Of millions of ponies, only 5 managed to get their cutie marks.
Why does Misty even have a cutie mark? She still sucks.
I don't think her public speaking skills are an issue. I think the bigger issue is that her cutie mark story involves killing the Queen's daughters.
Seashell filly reminds me of Special Snowflake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vK3a-gUNtc&t=15s&ab_channel=StraightToThePointStudio
Sad excuse for a pony? Oh, Opaline, you know Misty so well!
Misty fails all the time! Oh, Opaline, you truly, truly know her!
That's actually a good umbrella design. Why don't humans wear umbrellas like that?
"Is it the outfit?" - What outfit? She's nacked...
The show of G5 should be called: Misty ruins everything.
"Misty, you haven't ruined anything except the whole world."
Pipp's bad upbringing still shines. She's been singing to trees...
"...It all takes time..." - they grow the tree in 20 seconds.
"I have the power to change." - No, Misty. You've always sucked and you'll always suck. You haven't changed one bit.
Twilight Sparkle's invisibubble? Oh, so that's where the magic of the whole planet went to? Keeping that bubble up?
"We'll be by your side. And by that I mean you'll be all alone with Opaline."
"I won't let you down!"Â - Instantly starts failing.
The lesson of the day: If you suck, keep on sucking.
You know, it’s at this point that I’m starting to think that you have a hate boner for Misty. Or maybe it’s just part of the satirical parody you mentioned previously, I don’t know. Not sure which one is correct.
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That works too, I suppose. Well played.
I personally find Misty cute
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So do I. She’s fast becoming one of my favorite characters in all of G5, if not my #1 favorite. Sunny still holds that title for me so far, but at this rate, it won’t be long before Misty takes over.
5754111 5754113 Don't get me wrong, I'd do Misty too. I'd love her long time.
The issue I have with her is that she's irredeemable. Yet, the plot treats her as a goddam heroin.
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I respectfully disagree. I think she’s earning her redemption over the course of these episodes, and we should give it a bit more time to see that arc play out. I say this since it looks like Chapter 6 will be the culmination of Misty’s redemption story, which is what I presume Make Your Mark was intended to be.
5754123 So, more Misty episodes then...
I'll do my part with my commentaries.
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And I’ll do my part in continuing to enjoy them. They’re very hilarious to read. You have a knack for the witty sense of humor, you know that?
5754125 I was afraid they were too confusing for anypony to even read them.
Humor is our greatest weapon. Even when a black hole devours this rock of a planet, we can point at it and laugh.
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That is certainly true. Not even the end of the known universe can erase the powerhouse that is random humor.