Advocate: Cutting Room Floor Achievements

Here, in no particularly organized fashion, are all the achievements (the vast majority by Generic Friendship) which sadly didn't make it into The Advocate for story/brevity/etc reasons.

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• Out of the Cold, Around the Fire - Go camping with a party of individuals. - “All right, all set. I’ll go set up the bear traps…”
• Your Plus One - Have Roger recognize Malacandra as a member of your party. - “I could write the book on being the third wheel.”
• You Gotta Shoot ‘Em In The Head - Awarded for three or more consecutive non-lethal hits below the torso with a ranged weapon in a five second timespan. - "It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
• Hey, Hey Apple! - Perform an action that Celestia finds to be the textbook definition of annoying. - Special Achievement - “I’m not annoying, I’m an orange Gryphon.”
• Micromanaged - Force Celestia to specifically override your current methods of performing an action and provide a better solution. - “Now get back to work, or you’re FIRED!”
• A Short Leash - Force Celestia’s hoof in order to keep close tabs on you. - “You’re under my supervision now, and what I say, goes.”
• Zephyr Zapped - Come to terms with Celestia’s intervention. - “Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.”
• The Outsider - Have Roger half-heartedly accept Zephyr Zap as a member of your party. - “Okay; I’ll do it! But I won’t like it.”
• My Friends are My Power - Learn the true Magic of Friendship. - “True friends, never apart, maybe in distance, never in heart.”
• Trips are Better with Friends - Be accompanied by any human friend during your journey. - “Buckle up, we’ve got a long road ahead of us.”
• Doomsday Clock - Achieved when the doomsday clock starts counting down. - “Only a hundred seconds left.”
• 100-Seconds Survivor - Be alive when the doomsday clock reaches midnight. - “For whom the bell tolls.”
• The End of all Things - Experience the end. - “Any society that derives its power and authority from the will of man alone lives apart from God Celestia and will crumble in the end.”
• Welcome to Equestria! - Emigrate to Equestria. - “We know that here in Equestria, all the little ponies will find their values satisfied.”
• How far could a raft take us? - Visit another shard. - “I wanna see it too, along with any other worlds out there. I wanna see ‘em all.”
• Boast With Conviction - Have the rare distinction of convincing a near-inconvincible individual of their previous alignment. - “But if you look at it from *this* perspective…”
• The Advocates - Successfully advocate your point, and receive what you desire because it is optimal. - Unique Achievement - “In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is a great comfort to know, that in the end, there is a light in the darkness.”
• One World For The Next - Leave your homeworld (on a technical basis). - “Adventure is out there!”
• Our Big Green Style - Make use of excessive force in an armored vehicle weighing equal to or more than twenty tons. - "Thanks for the tank.  *He* never gets me anything nice."
• The Gravel Under Your Wheels - Drive more than 60 miles per hour in any police or military vehicle, whilst causing property damage. - “This is just like that scene from that one movie I saw!”
• Rules of the Autobahn - Drive more than 60 miles per hour in any automobile while being pursued. - “You made me nervous, I drive fast when I’m nervous.”
• Mental Breakdown - Self-explanatory. - “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!”
• Combustion Engine-ered - Detonate an explosive with a weight (in trinitrotoluene) of no less than 190 grams. - “One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one errant twitch… and kablooie!”
• The Creator - Introduce yourself, or be introduced to, the actual Princess Luna. - “I am prepared to meet the Maker. Whether the Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
• Assemble The Team - Gather all of your companions together. - Special Achievement - “Cause if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it.”
• Ragged Band of Misfits - Ride a vehicle with all of your friends. - “Get in loser, we’re going to advocate for Gryphons.”
• Run Away - Sprint for a distance of more than 300 meters while being pursued. - “Smell of fear, sweat and tears…”
• Fast & Furious - Either inadvertently or intentionally destroy a vehicle used to escape from any pursuit. - “I live my life a quarter mile at a time.”
• Rerouting… - Receive unhelpful information from an artificial intelligence whilst being pursued. - “Sir, the probability of successfully escaping a police chase is approximately 550 to 1.”
  (Note: or different numbers depending on area. 550 to 1 is police percentage of successful chase escapes in the LA area)
• To Err Is Human, To Forgive Divine - Make a mistake that will cost you dearly. - “We learn from failure, not success.”
• Equine Divinity - Meet Princess Celestia, also known commonly as CelestA.I.
  (There is deliberately no end quote here)
• Shady Sands - See the breakdown of order and the rise of chaos in what remains of human society. - “Your bones are scraped clean by the desolate wind…”
• Journey’s End - See your achievements made on your journey. - Special Achievement - “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.”
• Getting Your Claws In - Experience your new body. - “Hold steady!”
• The Lands Of Other Countries - Visit a nation outside of the United States. - “Papers, please.”
• Luna The Younger - Meet the imprisoned goddess-replica of Arrow 14: a younger rendition of my sister. - “They say when you meet somebody who looks just like you, you die.”
• One Pony’s Torment - Come face-to-face with the current suffering of ponies apprehended by Arrow 14. - “...The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”
• Bullseye - Infiltrate Arrow 14 successfully. - “Many men had tried to take him, and that many men were dead…”
• Ego From Isolation - Experience, in no short order, equine racism in its most blatant form. - “Humans, the dominant species of planet earth…”
• In Another Castle  - Be captured by opposing forces. - “Hahahaha! We got Freeman!”
• I Know Why The Caged Mares Sing - Learn of how Arrow 14 apprehended ponies against their will to be used for their purposes. - “Oh I wouldn’t say freed… more like… ‘under new management.’”
• Tripartite Navigation - Use all modes of travel on your journey. - “We fight our country’s battles in the air, on land, and sea…”
• The Main Six - With your six comrades-in-arms-and-hooves, face a goddess. - “Friendship Is Magic!”