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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Oct
27th
2023

Make Your Mark Chapter 4 - Sunny Side Up (my commentary) · 6:04pm Oct 27th, 2023

Sparks of fire.

We see no sparks.

Explosions!

We see no explosions.

How did Opaline get that picture? And more importantly, how can she hold it with her hoof? Magic?

Cutie marks? Really? What about the rainbow beam? What about dragon breath? What about the magical lantern? Opaline, did you just remember that you're actually Starlight Glimmer?

Opaline should really do something about her asthma.

"I need cutie marks to boost my power to get cutie marks. My plan is foal-proof!"

"Then, I'll book a deep-throat." Wait what? Did I hear that correctly? Yeah, I'm sure I did. Canon accepted. I'm starting to like you, Opaline.

Wait, they have dragon fire? That little spark in a jar?

"How should I put this, my master Opaline? Erm, I'm an imbecile, you see? I didn't get dragon fire because I'm too stupid for something like that."

In this episode, Opaline drags Misty to her sex dungeon. This is my most favorite episode yet!

Opaline can replenish her power? Well, why does she need all the other stuff for then?

She grew up in Skyrus? With Luna and Celestia? Wow, finally some worldbuilding.

"I'm the fire alicorn and I'll live up to my element! I'll make you feel hot in my sex dungeon, Misty!"

Wait, Opaline was able to leave whenever she wanted to?

Wait, why didn't Sprout cut the ribbon? It's his building after all.

They have microwaves as well? One of these days they'll start throwing nuclear bombs at each other.

"I've got it! The show will be called Sunny and it will feature Hitch." - Pipp, please stop opening your mouth. Nothing good comes out of it.

"You'll do great, Hitch. Here's a knife. Do the thing you did with the lemon again, just with a knife."

NMP = Not My Problem. Again, we get a valuable lesson from the episode.

"Hitch, you squirted right into my eye!"

Hitch does Sunny from behind. Isn't that Sunny side down?

Floor food. The best food. As long as you abide by the 5-hour rule.

Hitch has a blindfold fetish.

Sunny inspires Misty to foalnap the dragon. Thanks, Sunny.

Misty has an apifeny: she's a failure. Yeah, we all knew that already, but she's slow in the head so give her a break.

Who's Opaline yelling at? Didn't she set up the thing herself?

By the power of smoothy-making, Misty learns that Opaline has been lying to her, somehow. 

"Hitch, I know I'm a mare and I'm supposed to be in a kitchen. I'm sorry for forcing this female-only role onto you. That was a bitch move from me."

"I'll be back!"  - Yay! She said the thing.

And Misty will say, "Hasta la vista, baby!" when she escapes the castle.

"Unicorns aren't trying to trick me. Although there was one time when Izzy blindfolded me and everypony had their way with me..."

Maybe Misty will learn now about the first writing rule: Show, don't tell!  Actually, maybe the writers of the show should learn it first.

Izzy squirts cream all over Zipp's face.

Booked for six months? When did they stop using moons? Oh, since Luna died. Yikes.

"It's beautiful!"

"It's immaculate!"

Wait, did I forget to put on my pants again? Never mind.

Misty got busted!

Another happy ending.

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