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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Jun
28th
2023

Season 10 of Friendship is Magic - produced by AI · 6:07pm Jun 28th, 2023

So, I've just binge-watched a whole season's worth of original pony fun:

If you missed it, here are some highlights:

"Spike, can you check if there are any electrical problems in Ponyvile."

Lol, there is no electricity in Ponyvile. I guess you can call that an electrical problem.

"Spike, get me the book: The Art of War."

Twilight, what are you planning?

"I will give you my power, but know that I'm still in control of it."

Celestia, how does that work?

"Got the moves, got the mojo."

"Why aren't you with Rainbow Dash? She's the one who treats you like a piece of meat."

"I don't have a sister, I'm not even a girl."

"That doesn't explain why you're sitting on your face"

Celestia: "When it comes to death, we're still learning."

"Let's go to the library and we can all share our body heat."

"All I wanted was to be great and powerful, and now I'm going to die"

"Celestia told me that we'll get some visitors from out of space."

"I killed the storm. I'm a storm killer!"

"Demon cores are hard to find in Equestria"

"I didn't vote for Obama, I was too busy being homeless to get out of bed to vote."

"How can they be so happy together if they're enemies?"

"We live in a simulation, you have to believe me! One thing I do know is that we have to find a way to wake up."

Spike: "Can we have sex, please?"
Twilight: "I've never had sex with a dragon before."
Spike: "Me neither."

"A little necromancy never hurt anypony"

"I've been here for 43 years and nothing has happened."

"Here's a book about pony anatomy. If you're going to go around hurting ponies, you should at least know what you're doing."

"We have a really bad storm. We'll try to break it off with a tornado."

"For the next trick, the great and powerful Trixie will make your virginity disappear. But first, you'll need to take off all your clothes."

"All political power comes from the Unicorn's horn."

"Just because it's a terrible idea doesn't mean I won't help out."

"All my friends are trapped in their own bodies."

"She was a stupid bitch for writing this shit."

"I bear witness that Muhamed is the son of God."

"I got a parking ticket. This is bullshit. How can you ticket the great and powerful Trixie!"

"Don't worry Pinkie, the price of insulin hasn't changed in a decade."

Twilight: "You want breakfast?"
Spike: "No thanks. I'm almost dead."

"I got a rare item called battle pass."

"Oh no, I'm wearing nothing."

Twilight: "I once saw Celestia fall down the stairs and she sounded like pots and pans."
Applejack: "I once saw Apple Bloom's head cut off with a chainsaw."
Rarity: "I saw Sweetie Belle eat a bag of cocaine and go to jail for 5 years."

"There are single mares in my area?"

"I just turned myself into a pickle."

"Maybe you should try talking to them before you destroy them"

"I'm not sure ponies are even real."

"The industrial revolution will continue until the skies are filled with smoke."

"I'm so glad we have a great dental plan."

"We have to sacrifice somepony to stop the storm. I vote for Fluttershy."

"You're worthless. You'll never amount to anything. You're a waste of space."

"I want to get into his pants."

"You're gonna die in the next few minutes."

"I'm an element of loyalty, but that doesn't mean I can't have a burger now and then."

"What the fuck are you all talking about? I'm not a fucking animal."

"That was the most interesting funeral ever!"

And you know what the best thing about it is? It's interactive.

All you have to do is write a prompt in the chat section of the video. Here are some examples of the prompts that I used:

!Starlight Glimmer is small. _Starlight: "Twilight, help me. I used a forbidden spell and now I'm permanently small!"

!Twilight makes a big announcement. _Twilight: "Everypony, I learned how to sit down today. I have never been able to do that before."

!Spike tries to convince everypony that there's nothing wrong with him. _Spike: "Twilight said I'm just special."

!Twilight is afraid she's stuck in a loop. _Twilight: "I keep repeating the same phrase over and over again. I keep repeating the same phrase over and over again."

!Spike is out of toilet paper and wants to borrow a book from Twilight. _Spike: "Twilight, can you give me a random book without asking me why I need it?"

!Applejack tries to convince Rainbow Dash that she can fly even though she's an earth pony. _Applejack: "Look at my eyelashes. If I flap them fast enough, I will fly."

!Fluttershy insists that Spike is bad dragon. _Spike: "I'm not bad dragon."

!Twilight is addicted to books. _Twilight: "I can stop reading books whenever I want. I just choose not to. I'm not addicted. I'm not!"

!Fluttershy admits that she's evil. _Twilight: "It's always the quiet ones."

!Rarity makes a Wonderbolt uniform that is way too tight and itchy. _Rainbow Dash: "Why did you make me a furtight bodysuit that is so tight. Do you want me to suffocate?"

!Twilight threatens everypony so they wouldn't interrupt her. _Twilight: "I'm reading a book mare, I'm reading a book. Don't you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book."

! Rainbow Dash wants to dress Fluttershy in Wonderbolt uniform to make her a Wonderbolt. _Fluttershy: "But I hate furtight clothes. Please don't make me wear the furtight bodysuit."

!Twilight wants to shave her body. _Twilight: "Everypony, I'm thinking of shaving all my fur. Should I use an epilator to remove all the hair from my body?"

!Starlight Glimmer explains why she's not evil. _Starlight: "Yes, I destroyed several universes, but you should still forgive me and here's why."

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