Make Your Mark - Briddlewoodstock (my commentary)

Hitch is the most scared of them all.
They're all there and none of them knows why they are there.
"Behold!" Points to nothing.
Izzy demonstrates Earth pony magic.
Nature is beautiful. Let's destroy it with overpopulation!
Golum loves precious singing ponies.
Drogols?
Nopony believes in jinxies.
Rubby Jubelie?
Dreamlands? G1?
Minty?
Electric Blue?
So many names...
You'll be the headliners, you'll be the headliners, everypons gets to be headliners.
Creative block? How does that stop you from doing the already created stuff?
Rubby Jubelie is male?
Dreamlands?
Nuzzle?
Blue Band?
Jinxies ahoy!
Onix?
Dapple?
So many names...
Be there or else!
Sparky can create life.
Sunny skates in the woods. This won't turn out well.
Sunny infected them with a cutie mark virus.
Spooky unicorn lore is a trigger word.
I had ruby stolen from Bridelwood.
Earth pony pretending to be a Unicorn.
Pipp pulled a fast one.
We'll help you by shutting everything off.
They fix everything by ruining everything. Organization 0/10.
Princess is fine with being an attention whorse.
Wow, 10 ponies showed up!
In Bridlewood, nopony can hear you scream.
Past the red ruby. Can't get more obvious than that.
Blasting time.
Drogels love rubies? How did they survive all this time?
Why didn't they take them while they were glued?
How's everypony doing tonight? Oh, don't ask...
Mmm, that booty shake...