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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Apr
21st
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale: Episode 50 🦄Opaline Alone (my commentary) · 7:54am Apr 21st, 2023

"Everypony" - So, Sparky can't have any of the pie?
"They're the best"- What are you Sunny, Trump? Also, every beggar praises her own mesh.
"Noise" - Zipp is a meme master
"Oink" - Pipp is a pig. Then again, we already knew that, just look at her.
"Look at your faces. You'll all go blind when you pull out your eyes to see yourself, but it will be worth it for my vime."
"Have you seen your face? It's actually prettier now that you covered it with pie."
"Doctor, I have something in my ear!" "Have you tried to wiggle your ear until it falls out?"
Food fight with just one pie that they've already eaten.
"Is that pie in your mane or are you just happy to see me?"
Opaline stares at a clock in her free time.
Opaline has a remote control fire. Why haven't I installed that yet in my wooden cabin?
A perfect queen must be evil? By what logic?
Sunny doesn't see Opaline a hoof step away from her.
Oh, it's the dragon fire again? What happened to the lamp or the rainbow?
Opaline's life is so much like mine.
Opaline tries to cast magic with a hoof, no wonder it doesn't work.
Uses one hoof to hold a broom. Then one hoof to hold on to the Racunicorn Now that's what I call magic.
Misty can travel at a light speed.

I guess I can't post random comments at the end anymore since Hasbro stopped doing it.

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