Sneakpeek · 2:14am Jan 13th, 2023
You thought this story was dead eh?
Well it ain't, and I got a sneakpeek to prove it. Enjoy, and have a good day.
Damn, had he run out of lives? Had he died his last death? Had the Grim Reaper gotten fed up with him? Had God finally said 'Sike!' and let him die?
That last one may sound out of character for a divine being, but you never know, God may be a gangster.
Alright, I may be going on a bunch of rambling incoherent tangents right now, but can you blame me? There is absolutely nothing noteworthy to describe. Nothing to see, nothing to smell, nothing to touch, nothing to-
Peckity peck peck!
Hear?
Black spy was unsure where the sound was coming from, nor did he know the source of it. It sounded like... Gunfire? No, not loud enough. Pecking perhaps? No, far too fast. Or perhaps it was a-
PECKITY PECK PECK!
Black Spy opened his eyes with a jolt, looking around his surroundings before wincing and moving his hand to cover his vision as he gazed at the blinding blue sky. Then he looked to his right to see a Woodpecker pecking at a tree rapidly, as tiny little wood shavings flew off the tree and into Black's mouth, which he promptly spit out. Sitting up, the spy waved the Woodpecker away before rubbing his eyes and making a realization.
He was still stuck in Magical Talking Pony Land.
A fate arguably worse than death.