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Nov
24th
2022

Snow Pun Intended | Episode 37 | Snow Sports in Equestria | Tell Your Tale MLP G5 (my commentary) · 5:55pm Nov 24th, 2022

Hiding from snow - in snow...
Throwing snowballs at each other at hoof-length, yet still, they miss.
I've seen snowponies before, but these are very life-like.
"How'd you know?" - you had legs...
Snowballs are being thrown left and right. But one of them holds significance, for some reason...
There must have been some grees in that one to hold on to her face like that.
Pipp dual-wielding snowballs.
Melle snowball to the face.
If they were aiming at each other, how did they manage to throw at 90-degree angle? I mean, there is such a thing as a poor aim, but this is ridiculous.
"Take me home" - what are you, one? Walk home yourself.
The first snow day ever in Maritime Bay? What, do they have global cooling going on?
One snowball makes her body temperature drop despite all the clothing she's wearing.
Just because a new nuke falls on your city doesn't make it good. - Whaaat?
So, it's not overwhelming because of the snow everywhere. It's overwhelming because there are persons around? Antisocial much?
Izzy kidnaps her. If you can't beat her, beat the shit out of her, I guess.
So, why did Izzy throw her friend in the snow?
Wait, Posey is afraid that she became Sky pony? I get identity crises but come on...
So, they came from snow to... snow? And there are ponies here too. So, what's the point?
She was freezing before and now she's sweating?
Splashing the snow around makes more snow?
Zipp likes them big.
Zipp likes them reall big.
It was very big, but Posey is not impressed.
Pipp also likes them big. I guess the sisters have something in common after all.
Stones make Posey happy.
Baby hit me one more time!
Izzy's maniacal laughter attracts the others and they all glee.
Izzy makes a snowball explode into light?
Izzy makes life out of no-life. Now we know who god is. She was hiding among ponies all this time.
Why settle for snow ponies if you can make flesh ponies?
Posey distracts Izzy, making Equus hurl out of balance toward its eventual doom.
But before that, Posey is angry for something she herself caused.
Sunny wants to do it on the snow, and Posey catches her fancy.
Posey does not consent.
Posey is living a nightmare, but at least she isn't cold anymore.
How do they know so much about snowboarding if this is the first snow they see in their life?
Hitch crashes and iterates that you should not crash.
Sparky can also use regular fire, who knew?
Pyromaniac Posey likes fire.
Pipp likes eating snow, especially the yellow patches.
The lesson of the day is, no means no.

And since Hasbro insists on filling space with random episodes, here are my random unrelated comments:

We cut the legs of the entire human population. The ones who stand up after that will be lizard people.

Food is nice, I guess. I like food.

And no, invading America is not the only way for someone to get from Russia to America. I know how you Russians think.

if anypony asks for me, tell them you sent me to the moon or something.

why does everypony have a fetish for furtight bodysuits?

Also, FoxNews... You're better than that, man.

Why did Russia formally recognize Ukraine if it didn't exist?

I doubt your homophobia is limited to just the choice of movies you watch on Netflix.

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