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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Nov
17th
2022

Tell Your Tale - episode 36: Take Flight in The Marestream · 5:08pm Nov 17th, 2022

Zipp discovered that she can fly.
Something is weird. Either Zipp talking to herself or Izzy flying. Then again, she's a Unicorn, she can do anything. We've also seen her fly before together with her box.
Who needs Pegassi? Unicorn master-race!
Izzy is happy to finally be able to die. She sees the ground coming toward her and says to it, "Hello, new friend!"
Zipp infringes on Izzy's right to suicide.
"Izzy, what were you thinking?" - Wait, you thought Izzy thinks? She always acts without thinking.
After demonstrating flying, Izzy tries to make a case that flying is possible.
Reveals the heaviest object ever that wouldn't fly in a million years.
No condition to fly? What kind of condition must a locomotive be in to fly?
Why does Izzy even need help flying? All she's missing is a tougher stick that won't break. She already achieved all the rest.
Zipp makes a decision not on logic and reason, but wishful thinking alone. This can't possibly go wrong.
What's with Izzy and gigantic hooves? I'd get it if she was a Dirt pony, but she's a fancy Unicorn. Big hooves aren't fancy.
Zipp writes with a pencil on a cellphone. Another cell phone ruined.
Izzy dual-wields fire.
Zipp is Izzy's pet.
Flying in style involves cannons.
Zipp misses being a pet and offers a rope. BDSM scene missing.
They even threw a washing machine on there? What are they, Russians?
Izzy tripple-wields paint.
They successfully build a death machine.
They then use magic to transform it into something completely different which they could have used from the start instead of wasting the whole day.
Even magic knows this is stupid so it shapes the vehicle in a shape of a helmet.
Izzy used magic without understanding magic.
"Thrusters." "Check." - Wings unfold.
"Ignition." "Check." - Fecal mater disposal activates.
"Super cool shades." "Check." - They're not super cool.
Zipp also accepts suicide as a way of life as they both drive off the building.
When did the wheels fall off?
Izzy destroys all magic on Equus.
"We're going too fast, my magic isn't strong enough." - Izzy, the first thing you need to know about flying is that you gotta go fast. The faster you go, the easier it is to fly. Just relax.
Izzy decides to use the rope without the safe word. Zipp submits to the prospect of risk.
"Wait for it... Wait for Death's embrace..."
"We can do anything together." - I've yet to see you do something that doesn't involve dying.
Zipp is falling for Izzy. Or just falling.


And since Hasbro is still posting random episodes at the end, here are my random comments:

Somebody's getting banished to the moon...

The voices in my head assure me that there's nothing wrong with me.

LGBT is fine as long as you're exactly the specified shade of gay.

They will be able to eat us. We will become part of something lesser.

Haha, unbeknownst to you, I predicted a grammar Nazi hiding in the shadows.

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